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Rocky M, NC Star Wars Poetry Thread

Discussion in 'South East Regional Discussion' started by Lodreh, Feb 2, 2004.

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  1. JediRiff

    JediRiff Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yodas words
    Sum it all up
    Joe-da is insanity
    sealed in a cup

    Is there anything wrong with that?
    I ask of you..
    Because I dont think any of us
    can claim to be sane, too...
     
  2. Yoda1968

    Yoda1968 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Sane I am not
    but judging by the people
    I hang out with
    could tell you a lot.

    Hanging out with you guys
    how could anyone be sane?
    I just dont think
    I can make it any more plain.

    To think hanging out
    with a bunch of fruitcakes
    is how I spend my Saturdays
    and to tell the truth
    I wouldnt have it
    any other way.
     
  3. JediRiff

    JediRiff Jedi Knight star 5

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    Today at Target, I did see...
    Four new Clone war cartoon figures waiting for me.
    They spoke my name, and I heeded the call...
    Now they, too, will join their friends on my wall.

    Durge, WHATEVER you may be, and your friend Dooku, too...
    A clone trooper, and last but not least, Yoda, whose sniffy sniff brand new.
     
  4. joe-da

    joe-da Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Last night a Zartan I didst spy
    Will I go back for it? No!
    Wait, I won't lie.
    O, if t'were an Elom
    Named Spijek,
    I'd use Master Card or write a check.

    And this

    Dawn, Dawn
    Turn around, Dawn
    At the end
    Turn Around
    Dawn
    And let me peek
     
  5. JediRiff

    JediRiff Jedi Knight star 5

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    rofl!

    Me scuze! Me scuze! I must pick up my Rappertunie...

    He plays music well, and looks like a turtle out of a shell...

    Me scuze, Me scuze, Me scuze!
     
  6. TallonKaardgamer

    TallonKaardgamer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Higgedy piggedy
    Kaybee stores bancruptcy
    Figured I'd nab me some cool toys in bales.
    Now they are telling me
    only kids Legos are
    Left in the dang half off discount bins sales.
     
  7. JediRiff

    JediRiff Jedi Knight star 5

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    That sounds typical of KB stores...
    For their prices, they do engorge.
    When they have a sale on their figures, here and there,
    They are the normal prices you would pay elsewhere.
     
  8. Lodreh

    Lodreh Jedi Master star 4

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    If I had a Vibro-Lance,
    I would name it Solo.
    Everyone would see me,
    As a crazy mofo.

    I would charge Stormtroopers,
    Just because I could.
    And I'd not think twice about it,
    Like anyone else would.

    I'd get fined and warned,
    But I'd say "It's all good".
    Because I'm a crazy mofo,
    With a 54" piece of wood.

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
     
  9. JediRiff

    JediRiff Jedi Knight star 5

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    A swordsman has a blade,
    as big as it can be...
    He can bust anyones butt,
    all around that he can see.

    If the guy is a ways off,
    the best he can do is run..
    Because if a swordsman gets close to him,
    He'll make him regret using his gun!
     
  10. Lodreh

    Lodreh Jedi Master star 4

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    The hum and buzz of a light saber wisp...
    The light of blaster fire rebounding...
    The shock of defeat at the hands of a padawan.

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
     
  11. JediRiff

    JediRiff Jedi Knight star 5

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    Lightsabers blazing,
    blaster bolts deflecting...
    The clone war has begun.
     
  12. Lodreh

    Lodreh Jedi Master star 4

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    Little Miss Aayla has a blue lekku,
    Using lithe movements she weaves around you,
    Twisting, swirling, floating, she pounces,
    Leaving a trail, measured in many ounces.

    Got Milk?

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
     
  13. JediRiff

    JediRiff Jedi Knight star 5

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    Blue Milk.
    The stuff of dreams...
    Do you prefer yours with spice,
    or Ice Cream?
     
  14. Lodreh

    Lodreh Jedi Master star 4

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    Three Twi'lek slaves ;)

    Three Twi'lek slaves pulled all in a row,
    Sketch the Rodian figures he'll have a go,
    Some sleemo Wookiee had them for sale,
    Lod-Reh smokes them quick and thinks what the hell,
    ?Ladies I have freed you to serve me well,
    With your delicate features and large voluptuous tails.?

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
     
  15. JediRiff

    JediRiff Jedi Knight star 5

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    There once was a fella named Lodreh,
    Who dreamt about Twi'leks all day.
    His favorite color was blue,
    and I would have to say it was mine, too...
    But this isnt about me, anyway.
     
  16. Shindo_Windu

    Shindo_Windu Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Blasters be for ****ers
    Sabers be for Heroes
    Hit them one good time
    Their life meter be at zero

    The Dark Side is shady
    But some find it rather grand
    But I'me better than Vader
    At least I got both my real hands

     
  17. Lodreh

    Lodreh Jedi Master star 4

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    Twi'leks come in Red,
    Twi'leks come in Blue,
    That's two for me,
    and none for you!

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
     
  18. JediRiff

    JediRiff Jedi Knight star 5

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    Someone here is greedy...
    Greedy 'bout them Twi'leks!
    He better watch out, 'fore folks get jealous,
    and go to wring his little neck!

    :)
     
  19. Lodreh

    Lodreh Jedi Master star 4

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    Little, lithe, light blue Twi'leks,
    Dancing, prancing, flirting, flinging,
    Seductively around a place of meeting.

    (Bah, I'll finish later Boss walked in... unless someone wants to pick it up from here.)

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
     
  20. joe-da

    joe-da Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ....
    Lodreh grins and closes the door
    Looking to score some Twi'lek-y w---- (oops, now me distracted - someone else finish..)
     
  21. JediRiff

    JediRiff Jedi Knight star 5

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    Joe-da, Joe-da, Shame on you!
    How dare you say something like that about the blue!
     
  22. joe-da

    joe-da Jedi Padawan star 4

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    it wasn't me.... it was Lobot
     
  23. JediRiff

    JediRiff Jedi Knight star 5

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    That didnt rhyme, laddie!
    Time to get on the ball!
    Quit blaming things on Lobot,
    'cause he wont take the fall.
     
  24. joe-da

    joe-da Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Lobot, you crazy guy
    Big head thing, I wonder why
    The little lights, they make me sigh
    Blinking on and off so high
    Why'd you let your people die?
    Lobot, you crazy guy...
     
  25. Lodreh

    Lodreh Jedi Master star 4

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    Ummm, that was not what I was going for,
    though it was very entertaining.
    I shall post again with a musical score.

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
     
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