Rocky M, NC Star Wars Poetry Thread

Lodreh, are you going to entertain us with song?
Well, thats nice, but I wont be around long...
This wont be the first time in the past week,
Someone has sang around me...
And what they thought was musical,
really made my ears bleed!

 

Don't be gay,
Ray or Riff,
Don't be gay.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Har, har, you're so funny...
Making jokes about me, even though I have a honey.

 

Maul in effect
Break yo neck
All kinds of heck
Get no respect

You you roll with
You down with the Sith
It ain't no myth
Check the Heiroglyph

Put yo blasters up
Ya know wassup
Got a Darth Maul cup
Shut the **** up

Yo!
Word!
Cop my new album,"Sith without a Cause", available in Stores July 2-0-0-4! Peeeace!

 

Creepin through mists
I hope you get the gist
You swung and you missed
Now I'm super pissed

No love for a vandal
It's time to get down
Got my grip tight on the handle
Put you out like a candle
You thought you were keen
Allow me to get artistic
And decorate your spleen
And this is why you scream

(Chorus)
It's time to(prepare for battle)
Stay sharp and alert
Prepare for battle
You won't be the first
Time for the battle
So you won't give in
It won't be over til we begin

Sith Siieede!

 

Ha, ha-I know ya'll diggin deez!

 

Jar Jar is a goof,
Aggravating as can be.

He becomes a patsy,
to the Emperor-to-be.

 

Ha, here we go, here we go, here we go!
Trailin' through the system
For those who lost the balance
I'm sorry that I missed em'
Far, far away
Fights are ensuing
Bringing the Sith strong
This is what we doin'

(Chorus)
Fight it out, yeah
We comin to bring this to ya
Fight it out yeah
Send the force ringing through ya

Bring your Storm Troopers too, we got plenty of pain
The Red pours down like a toxic rain
The Council was mistaken to think they could beat us
Sippin on the Blue when they said they could beat us
We're an all out force with no mercy for your squadron
We detonated your base and infiltrated the quadrant
Put your arms down kid
We've won this fight
Blinded by the power-gonna lose your sight!

 

White and black skeletons,
Stormtroopers amass.
They are the Emperors fists,
and Peace is a thing of the past.

 

here's my go....


here I come with match
to start to verbal combat
the flames of my asses of fire
are here to put you out

you think you lyrics are something hot
but when i come by i just singe ya hairs
when you think your back on top
here i come with some more ammo pop

 

*Nifty little techno beat plays in background*

Skippin' cross the desert
Talkin to some ladies in my head
Ain't nuthin better
I ain't a Trendsetter
We got Gungans on the left
And Banthas on the right
Sleep through the day
And truck through the night
Jedi Order rollin'
Cuz they got a Nautolan
He's called Kit Fisto
His tentacles were stolen
Ha, not really

S-k-i-p-p-i-n'
We just skippin..
Come on, everybody
S-k-i-p-p-i-n
We just skiii-iipin....

 

Blue is so very nice,
Shaken or stirred,
As long as it's over ice.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."