Star Wars Quote Mixes

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Glen Cooper, May 16, 2013.

  1. Glen Cooper Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 29, 2013
    A few days ago I decided to mix a few Star Wars quotes together for laffs...then I wondered if any of you have some better examples?

    "Be mindful of the future but not at the expense of A THERMO-DETONATOR!!" Qui Gon C3PO

    "Fear leads to smelling bad on the outsiiiide" Yoda Solo

    "Aren't you a little short to be a RANCOR!! Ohhh!" Princess C3PO

    Have fun :)
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  2. BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost

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    "No. I hate sand." Darth Skywalker.
    Last edited by BigAl6ft6, May 16, 2013
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  3. Winston_Sith Force Ghost

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    "Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him." Han Palpatine
  4. Darth_Downunder Chosen One

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    "But I was going to Toshi station to pickup the technical read outs of that battle station!" - Luke Organa
  5. Jeff Zach Jedi Knight

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    Right now I feel like I could take command now, Admiral Piett.

    Dak/Vader
  6. The Hellhammer 7SA Forum Interrogator

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    You know, sometimes I amaze even myself, the boy, two droids...and no questions asked.
    Han Kenobi
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  7. Jeff Zach Jedi Knight

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    Lord Vader, if I may venture an opinion...

    Lando C-3PO
  8. Winston_Sith Force Ghost

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    "I don't wanna hear anymore about Obi-Wan... He's a credit to your race, but Sebulba there is going to win, I think." Anakin Watto
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  9. Jeff Zach Jedi Knight

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    Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler.

    Leia Lando
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  10. Winston_Sith Force Ghost

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    "The cave! Remember your failure at the cave! Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us!" Yoda Sidious
  11. Jeff Zach Jedi Knight

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    YOUR ship? That was never a condition of our agreement.

    Han Lando
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  12. Winston_Sith Force Ghost

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    "I don't seem to remember ever owning a droid. That business on Cato Neimoidia doesn't… doesn't count." Obi-Wan Kenobi
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  13. Jeff Zach Jedi Knight

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    Echo station 3-T-8, we have spotted Imperial walkers. Make ready to land our troops beyond their energy field, and deploy the fleet, so that nothing gets off the system.

    Echo Base Officer Vader
  14. Winston_Sith Force Ghost

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    "This is the end for you, my Master! Now, if you'll excuse me I will retire." Anapadme
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  15. Jeff Zach Jedi Knight

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    Just open the door, you stupid lug! Ow! That's not it, bring me the Hydrospanner. I don't know how we're going to get out of this one.

    3PO Han
  16. Winston_Sith Force Ghost

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    "I do not like this idea of hiding. The Jundland Wastes are not to be traveled lightly." - Padme Kenobi
  17. Pensivia Force Ghost

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    "Padmé, I need your help. He is in grave danger. Only together can we turn him to the Dark Side of the Force." Obi-Palpatine
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  18. Winston_Sith Force Ghost

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    "Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He didn't hold with your father's ideals; he felt he should've stayed here and not gotten involved." Supreme Chancellor Obi-Wan Palpidious
  19. Pensivia Force Ghost

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    "Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than your . . . sister." Obi-Vader
  20. Jeff Zach Jedi Knight

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    No! Stop, Chewie, stop! Chewie! Chewie this won't help me! Hey! Save your strength. There'll be another time. Told you I did. Reckless is he. Now, matters are worse.

    Han Yoda
  21. Merkual Force Ghost

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    your overconfidence is not what I had in mind

    Luke Han

    (lame I know, best I could come up with)
  22. Jeff Zach Jedi Knight

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    All right, I'll give it a try...I take it back.

    Luke Leia
  23. Pensivia Force Ghost

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    (I don't think your post is lame, Merkual...this is a rather challlenging game!)

    I know I'm departing from the format set up in the OP a bit, but I couldn't resist taking a slightly different approach to the quote "mixing" idea as follows:

    Darth Vader: What is thy bidding, my master?
    Emperor Palpatine: Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo...so long ago when there was nothing but our love.
    Darth Vader: WHAT?!
    Last edited by Pensive Padme, Jun 23, 2013
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  24. Jeff Zach Jedi Knight

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    I'll be back. You must not go!

    Yoda Leia
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  25. Pensivia Force Ghost

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    "Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee!" --Darth Amidala