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Rebels Star Wars: Rebels Image Caption Thread

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by AkashKedavra_93, Jul 24, 2014.

  1. AkashKedavra_93

    AkashKedavra_93 Moderator Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Inquisitor: At last I have found you, in your dirt-ridden rags. Ah, but you have a shiny new toy...
    Kanan: Wait, Lucius? Is that you? You know this is the wrong franchise, right?
    Inquisitor: Darn it.


    Go crazy, folks! (Within reason, of course).
     
  2. Kablob

    Kablob Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Luminara: "I feel like someone warned me this was going to happen...but I can't quite remember who..."
    Ezra: "JMILF."
    Kanaan: "I wonder if she has hair."
     
  3. Kablob

    Kablob Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    [​IMG]Ezra: Uh...why is Sabine looking at their butts like that?

    or:

    Hera: We really need to fix the heating in here.
     
  4. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Zeb: Daaaaaammmn. I missed those two. I thought I had smacked every stormtrooper helmet together on this planet and they're still walking around.

    Hera: Have we seen those guys before?

    Kanan: I dunno, do you recognize the armor prototype?

    Sabine: Bombs. In the ass. If I hang around outside the stormtrooper refresher station I could fire some of my smallest explosives while they're...

    Ezra: Did somebody order a pizza? Or two? I'm really hungry. I know you guys like pepperoni but I prefer sausage and mushroom...
     
  5. Jedi_Kenobi32

    Jedi_Kenobi32 Jedi Master star 4

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    Ezra: Why is Sabine fixated on those Stormtroopers's butts? Why can't she be fixated on me? I am the greatest person in this room you know.
    Zeb: Get out of here with that crap kid. She's so out of your league.
     
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  6. Senator Kelberry

    Senator Kelberry Jedi Master star 4

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    Ezra: Do we have to watch this? It's really boring.
    Kanan: Yeah well, TROOPS is Sabine's favorite show, and it's her turn with the remote.
     
  7. Kablob

    Kablob Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I can't stop laughing. [face_rofl]

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    Ezra: Ok guys, I give up. This arm-crossing competition is really stupid.
    Sabine: Told you. Want to watch holonet with me? Green is the New Black is on.

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    Rodian: My cabbages!

    (That joke really writes itself)
     
  8. Vthuil

    Vthuil Force Ghost star 5

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    The arm-crossing contest one works really well.
     
  9. Kablob

    Kablob Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Zeb: Powah! Unlimited powah!
    Ezra: Damn it Zeb, knock that **** off. That's an even worse Palpatine impression than Tim Curry.
     
  10. Senator Kelberry

    Senator Kelberry Jedi Master star 4

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    Rodian: Come back, you fat, bearded *****!!!

    (I really don't know why I was channeling Spaceballs when I saw this. I think it's late and time for bed.)
     
  11. Kablob

    Kablob Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Angry Wookiee: You walked into the wrong wroshyr tree, motherkriffer!
    Background Wookiee: Ah hell. You've got him mad now.
     
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  12. Kablob

    Kablob Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Stormtrooper: Hey prisoner, do you have hair?
    Luminara: What? I can't hear you with this thing over my ears. Maybe if you took it off my head you'd find out.
     
  13. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Ezra: Is she an angel?
    Kanan: I can't believe you just said that....
     
  14. Kablob

    Kablob Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Inquisitor: As you can see, the spin cycle comes in manual as well as automatic. There's also heavy-duty and delicates.
    Ezra: Wha-
    Inquisitor: My lightsaber is a washing machine.
     
  15. moonjump05

    moonjump05 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Inquisitor: *thinking* This lightsaber is the perfect ruse! They will never notice my lack of ears.
     
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  16. Circular Logic

    Circular Logic SWTV Interview Host star 4 VIP - Game Host

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    The Inquisitor: Now boy, why don't you join me for a cup of tea?
    Ezra: I'll never join you!
    The Inquisitor: You sound nervous. Is it the accent? Want to know how I got it? My father was a drinker. One night he went a little crazier than usual, so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he poured boiling hot tea all over her. Then he comes at me with the teapot and he asks, "Why...so...British?"
     
  17. Jedi_Kenobi32

    Jedi_Kenobi32 Jedi Master star 4

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    Animated GIF caption time!:
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    The Inquisitor: Do you like my new Spinning Lightsaber Fan of Doom? It is certainly the coolest gimmick out right now.
    Kanan: Meh. That's nothing. My lightsaber has a built in flashlight, a GPS tracking device, and an MP3 player. It can also tell me the time in fifty different languages.
    The Inquisitor: Oh be quiet. [face_frustrated]
     
  18. Kablob

    Kablob Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Kallus: Have no fear. My sideburns are on the way.
     
  19. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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    I've been waiting to do this forever! :D

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    Fear glows bright on Lothal tonight,
    Not a hero is in sight,
    An Empire of domination,
    And it looking for a Knight.

    The fear is howling like a swirling storm inside,
    Couldn't keep it out, Yoda knows I tried.

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    Don't let them in, don't let them see,
    Be the drifter you always have to be.
    Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know,
    Well now they know!

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    I let go, I let go!
    With my saber and gun!
    I let go, I let go!
    I'll protect my friends while they run!
    Here I stand, and here I'll stay!
    Let the battle rage, the fear never bothered me anyway.

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    It's funny how such friendships
    Can make me feel so strong,
    And the Jedi that's inside me,
    Comes out and rights all wrongs!

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    I'll show them all what I can do,
    I'll fight the Empire and break through!
    No fear, no hate, no death for me,
    I'm free!

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    Feel the Force, feel the Force!
    I will fight those who harm the weak!
    Fight the Sith, right all wrongs!
    I'll be the hero that they seek!
    Here I stand, and here I'll stay!
    Let the battle rage...

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    My power rushes from the Force and through the air,
    I send a Force-filled push to stop the Inquisitor who is standing there,
    And two blades shining there are like a bloody light,
    To protect Ezra now, this villain I must fight!

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    Now I go, now I go!
    And I'll fight 'til my friends escape!
    I will fight, I will fight!
    But the Inquisitor won't break!
    Here I stand, and here I'll stay!

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    Let the fight rage on!
    The fear never bothered me anyway.
     
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  20. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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  21. Revanfan1

    Revanfan1 Force Ghost star 6

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  22. Force Smuggler

    Force Smuggler Force Ghost star 7

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    You're welcome!
     
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  23. Kablob

    Kablob Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Not a screenshot, but it has a lot of captions. By ENGLEHA5T on deviantart, not by me.

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  24. Vthuil

    Vthuil Force Ghost star 5

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    The Imperial Mandate Diet bit is pretty clever. Though I think this would go better in the fan art thread, wherever that got to.
     
  25. PCCViking

    PCCViking Force Ghost star 10

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    Kallus: When Queen Elsa expelled me from Arendelle, I joined the Empire. True, I can't become king here, but I've learned to accept it.