Full Series Star Wars: Rebels Image Caption Thread

Wait, you're going to do what with my body now?


Ezra: "Are you my mummy?"
Kanan: "Ezra!"

 

That wasn't the point of the post. Now back to your regularly scheduled, or posted in thread.

 

Um, where did I misspell Barriss' name?

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Barriss_Offee/Canon

Two R's, two S's.

 

Looks like Luminare made a stinky and they killed her for it.

 

The one who smelt it, dealt it.

 

hey, don't hate the messenger.

Looks like they entombed her and she died by inhaling her own fumes .



More seriously, I get the impression they poisoned gassed her inside or entombed her alive.

 

Hera: Let's rescue Kanan so that I can eat my fancy cheese with a nice glass of wine.
Sabine: Uh Hera, the Inquisitor stole all of your cheese and wine.
Hera: What?! Seriously, can this situation get any worse?
Sabine: Yeah. He left a note that said, "I stole your food! I bet you're mad! Now, would you like some cheese with that wine? Oh wait you can't! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!"
Hera: Oh that's it. Taking Kanan away is one thing. But stealing my cheese and wine? Now it's personal!

 

Hera: How DARE you call me a spacebunny !!!

 

What do Darth Vader and Chopper have in common?

 

Chopper: "Woman...I am not one of those flea infested fur balls you carbon based organics obsess over for no logical reason. You pet me again...you die."

 

I used to break droids. Now, I force Ugnaughts to make them.

 

Captain Rex: "My name is Rex. Captain. 501st Clone Battalion."
Everyone has delighted looks on their faces except for Kanan.
Captain Rex: "Hey, is something wrong?"
Kanan: "Yeah, I'm a Jedi."
Captain Rex: "Oh. Ummm. I don't know if this helps, but...ho ho ho."

 

Stormtrooper: "Sorrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy!"
Sabine: "So, anyone else want to say something about my golden chest armor?"
Ezra: "I, uh...think it goes well, with your, um...pants?"

 

Vader: "Would you hold still for one moment? I need to check your pulse before you donate blood."

 

Vader: Let me teach you a little move I tested out on Count Dooku before he had an unfortunate separation problem.

 

Vader: *singing*: You put your right hand in, I take your right hand out. You put your left hand in, and I'll also take it out. You do the Dying Jedi and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about.

 

You guys are awesome! I thought for the longest time on a caption for this image. All the 'I am your father' jokes I considered sounded stale or lame.

 

Frankly, this would be funny whether there was an image or not.

 

Ezra: "So I still look like I'm wearing cheese and crackers in Season 2...what are you gonna do about it?"

 

Ezra: So far, these lightsaber-lifting exercises haven't produced the biceps I want.

 

It barely looks like they animated his mouth.

 

Ezra: "Hmm...what do these runes say? 'ma, de, in, chi, na' Wait...what?"