Full Series Star Wars: Rebels Image Caption Thread

Kallus: "If I wish to be particularly sarcastic, my sideburns will clap together mockingly".

 

Kallus: Wolverine? No, but I get that a lot.

 

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
You win some, lose some, all the same to me,
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Spades

Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it's all the game to me,
Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of Spades

You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live for ever,
And don't forget the joker!

Pushing up the ante, I know you wanna see me,
Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades -motorhead

 

Hera: Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

 

Kablob I nearly choked on my glass of water when i read that caption. Nice job.

 

Ezra: Wow she's so pretty.

Sabine: Face it tiger you just hit the jackpot.

Hera: That sounds almost familiar to me I don't know why? (Vanessa Marshall voice of Hera voiced Mary Jane in Spectacular Spider-Man another Greg Weisman series and that line is a phrase Mary Jane said to Peter when they first met in the show and in her original first comicbook appearance)

 

Kallus is really a shaved Zygerrian Atai Molec.

 

"How'd you like to get together and break some Jedi vows?"

 

I get a very "Ygritte and Jon Snow" vibe from this.

 

yea, Ezra will sling shot bolt Kanan for stealing his woman. Instead of the Anakin-Obi Wan- Padme love triangle it will them other 3.

 

Ughhhh the slingshot

 

Lets remember that in this thread we make clever captions for the image posts like so...

Ex:

Hera: Well, now that we are alone...

Ok, not to clever but...

 

I think it sounds good. I mean, look at that look Hera is giving him.

 

Hera: You mean, because of Disney, EU fans don't consider me canon?

 

Hera: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Kanan: Oh yeah baby. I'm totally ready.
Hera: Then let's do it.
*beat*
Both: Let's play Parcheesi!
Kanan: I'm going to win this time.
Hera: Fat chance! You couldn't win even if you were playing against a gundark with a blindfold on!

 

Ezra: Did you get the picture I drew for you?
Sabine: Yeah, about that picture...
Ezra: I'm good at art, too, right?
Sabine: Ermm...
Ezra: ........
Sabine: It's okay, I use to draw like that when I was three

 

Imperial officer and stormtroopers are thinking: "Ooo look at dat boodie!"

 

Zeb: "Get down! Sabine's coming!"
Kanan: "It's not fair. If she wanted to play hide-and-seek, we shouldn't have done it in an empty courtyard!"

 

That Kanan and Hera photo in the cockpit together needs an asteroid photoshopped in the view port.

 

Sabine: Sorry Ezra, but no. You're really not my type...

 

Kanan: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Inquisitor.
Inquisitor: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall

 

Kanan: Okay Ezra if the message was correct then Master Luminara is in this room.

*Door opens revealing the Inquisitor*

Inquisitor: Fooled you!

 

Sorry! My....son had to go to the, uh, bathroom and we may have taken a wrong turn. Say, do know where cell 228 is?