Full Series Star Wars: Rebels Image Caption Thread

Looks like it was already tagged before I got here. Thanks for the heads up though.

 

Hera: "Hold me...like you did by the lake on Naboo."
Kanan: "Uhhhh...I never held you by any lake on Naboo."
Hera: "Errrrr....awkward..."

 

Hera: Uhm...love?
Kanan: Shh, I know...I'll miss you too.
Hera: No, no, it's...uhm...
Kanan: What?
Hera: You...have a little dandruff in your beard...

 

Unfortunately for Ahsoka, it was at that moment that the convor flying overhead decided to release its payload.

 

we need some stills of tonights epic season final

 

Vader: That's the last time I wear the scowling helmet. What is this, stormtrooper grade armor?!



Kanan: how many inquisitors are there?
Ahsoka: who are you chasing?
8the Brother: really guys, I can tell you how to fly using a lightsaber and that's what you ask me?

 

...and now this is relevant again.

 

Poor Kanan he will never see his own puns

 

Wolfe was behind it all...

 

Eighth Brother: Lightsabers that let us fly are SO AWESOME!
Seventh Sister: Actually, they're kind of stupid.
Eighth Brother: No, they're awesome!
Seventh Sister: No, they're stupid.



Eighth Brother: ...OK, they're stupid.

 

Maul: Hey, guys! Come on down here so I can tell you all about Newton's Third Law of Motion real quick.

 

Maul: "I'm not usually a man who feels shame, you understand. Qui-Gon, Satine, those kids I killed; don't care. But when I think about how I was the one to introduce gimmicky double-bladed red lightsabers... and I see what it's led us too... By the Force, what have I done?"

 

Team Rocket theme starts to play

 

Maul: You can trust me Ezra, I'm a good guy.
Ezra: I don't know...red and black tattoos, yellow glowing eyes, sharp horns...
Maul: Vizago has horns, Hondo is anything but trustworthy, and Chopper has the highest kill count in this series.
Ezra: I see no downside oh prince of eternal damnation!

Credit for lines

 

Kanan: You may have blinded me, but I can see more clearly then before
Maul: You have a lot to live up to from other great blind people Toph, Daredevil, Kota the list goes on
Kanan: I mean I already got the Kota look down and soon I'll be cracking jokes and saving people
Maul: Maybe you will become the next blind badass
Kanan: I cant see it going another way
Maul: Your right you cant see

 

"Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a bo rifle, the most powerful rifle in the galaxy and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?"

 

Man, I'm starting to feel bad for whoever came up with the helisabers

 

Seventh Sister: You Jedi Clods! Go ahead! Wreck this place! See if I care! I already got what I needed!
Maul: Get back here!
Seventh Sister: *flies away with the other Inquisitors and starts laughing evilly*

 

"So Kanan, I guess this means you'll have a hard time keeping an eye on me, right? Get it? Keeping an eye on—"
"Yeah, not funny, Ezra."

 

Maul: You're a... a Jedi?
Ahsoka: Part time!

 

Ahsoka: "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"


(cliched and obvious, but too appropriate and tempting to pass up! )

 

"Now where did I put that blaster rifle...?"

 

Seventh Sister: Sorry, WHO does Ezra's heart belong to?
Sabine: You can have him, but the way he looks at me...
Fifth Brother: I think she's insecure.
Sabine: Well, I think I'm surrounded by di'kuts.
Seventh Sister: EZRA IS MINE!