Full Series Star Wars: Rebels Image Caption Thread

Dun-dududuuuh-dun, dun-dududuuuuh-dun, dun-dududuuuuuh-dun-duh-duh....

 

Maul: Inquisitors, you've been watching Batman Returns again, haven't you?

 

Kanan, with his thumb directly on the ignition button.

Ezra: "BOO!"

 

"Lady Tano, who is this "Chopper" my new apprentice is talking to and why are you taking cover as if you're expecting fighter support... OH MY..." Darth Maul asks as he gets a front seat of the impending slaughter as Chopper piloting the Phantom demonstrates why you can't block or dodge blaster fire whilst airborne...

 

Maul: wax on, wax off.

 

Kanan: You know, looking at these inner mechanisms really makes me realize how intense the blades that come out of these things are. It'd be horrible if someone's eyes got slashed with one of them.

 

Kanan: Well, he didn't fly so good.

 

"We're knights of the round table
We dance whenever we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable"

 

Irritable bowel syndrome can strike at any moment.

 

Ezra: Kanan, I just had a vision!
Kanan: What did you see?
Ezra. Um... never mind....Just keep your eyes open.
Kanan: For what?
Ezra: Everything.

 

Ezra: Why wouldn't you trust someone with red and black skin, horns, and glowing yellow eyes?
Maul: Ignoramuses.

 

Possible spoiler for season 3.

Spoiler

 

Ahsoka's last act of defiance, dropping a payload of the white stuff on Vader's shiny helmet.

 

That needs to happen. Please Dave.

 

Much later...

8th Bro: Hello up there? Is the season over? I'm still down here and I'm still in quite a lot of pain! Hey, could someone call an ambulance? The pain is quite severe...

 

Kanan: “We can't trust him! He's-”

Ezra: “Are you racist?”

Kanan: “What!?”

Ezra: “Are you saying we can't trust him because he's a big scary guy covered with red and black tattoos, has horns and glowing yellow eyes”?

Maul: <folds arms> “Yeah man, racism's not cool. Don't be racist.”

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Kanan: “Oh sure, trust the scary guy we've never met before over, I don't know, your own friends! You're really moronic sometimes. Why did I even ask you to be my apprentice?!”

Maul: “I'm not so bad.”

 

Sabine: You're the one who beat my high score on Angry Birds while I was gone, ADMIT IT!
Rex: Angry Birds? I'm clearly more of a Candy Crush Saga type guy!

 

Pretendalorian You call yourself "Pretendalorian" and use an avatar of Sabine? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?

 

I'm a pretender, but Sabine is for real

 

Ezra: Last time I couldn't see you
Yoda: Ah! Growing our budget is!

 

Crew: Sabine, what are you doing?
Sabine: There's no time to explain, get to the Chopper!

 

Maul: Don't speak to me or my son again

 

Maul (to Ezra): Just reconsider using the dark side. No, I don't think he likes you at all. No, I don't like you either.

 

Fifth Brother: Tell me where Ahsoka is!
Ezra: Woah, you must have a pretty strong grip to hold her like that...
Fifth Brother: I don't think you understand the magnitude of the situation. Tell me what I want to know, or lightsaber goes choppy chop.
Sabine: Heads will roll, Ezra. Literally.