Full Series Star Wars: Rebels Image Caption Thread

Look its the Russian Chick the commander of the russian troops in Indiana Jones and the Crystal skull...lol... sure looks like her....

 

Only fitting since we had Walter Donovan...I mean General Veers in The Empire Strikes Back. All we're missing are Mola Ram and Indy's French rival.

 

Then Han Solo pops out of nowhere and screams "it belongs in a museum" yep I can see it now.

 

Thrawn would actually make a pretty good Indiana Jones villain.

 

With Kylo Ren saying, "So do you."

 

Kanan: Who are you?

The Bendu: The Bendu some call me.

Kanan: And who's side are you on?

The Bendu: Side? I am on nobody's side.

 

Pryce: Nice office. Another chair would have made it nicer.
Tarkin: I sold the chair for extra pens.



Jim Cummings Hondo: A spot in the season premiere? That is highly profitable!

 

Tarkin: Arthur had his knights of the round table. Well, the Emperor has his Moffs of the Round Table.

 

Price: But where do they sit?
Tarkin: It's just me who gives a damn about the other Moffs?

 

Thrawn: By using this giant white globe thingy we shall finally win the annual dodge ball tournament against those blasted Rebels.

 

Hera: So how did you come back again?

Maul: Oh must I tell this story all over again? I'm thinking of writing a book of stock answers on this so people would stop bothering me about it. But very well then. Let me start at the beginning. Ahem. When I was but a boy I was ripped from my mother's arms... *Maul goes on as Hera tunes out*

Hera (thinking): Oh he's really starting from the top huh? This will take awhile. I wonder how dad is doing? Hope he's not in any danger that I'll have to rescue him from soon. Going to have to look into getting a new scout ship soon now that the Phantom is gone.

Maul (continuing on): And then I cut that bald scarred loser's head off with his own weapon the Darksaber and robbed it from him. Those Mandolorians led by Bo-Katan knew who they were dealing with ran away screaming. And so then I...

Hera (thinking): Darksaber huh? Wonder if Sabine knows about that. Speaking of her she's really wracking up our credits bill with all those hair products she's using for her hair style that she seems to change every week. We're not made of money doesn't that young lady know that?

Maul: And so I begged for mercy *Maul begins to become upset* He didn't give me any! *Regains his composure* But alas I tried once more to destroy my Master but I lost my mother and all my allies. And so I ended up on Malachor alone. So alone. Until Ezra found me and now I am not alone anymore. My apprentice will keep me company for the future. Did you get all that?

*Hera snaps out of her trance* Hera: Oh yeah sure Everybody Hates Maul and you're lonely and want Ezra as a friend. Well that's his call to make.

Maul: But we went through a grand journey together lifting rocks and stones?

Hera: That he did most of the work on while you were doing some of it while holding you're lightsaber as a stick when if you used your full strength you could have done things faster. That's what I heard.

*Maul begins to cry again* Maul: But didn't he appreciate our time together? I thought what we had was special?!

Hera: Okay I'm going to tell Kanan you're here. You sit tight. *Hera leaves as Maul weeps.*

 

Maul the emotional Sith Lord

 

"Oh yeah, like I'm really going to fall for the old 'He's behind you! gag..."

 

"Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?"

 

Honestly, I like how comical yet sinister Maul has become.

 

As do I. I think it makes him a more rounded and personable character. He's still dangerous and menacing enough when he has to be, but his comedic moments give him more of a personality in my opinion beyond just being a former Sith and being evil.

 

Thrawn: A Twi'lek census taker tried to test me. I ate his lekku with meilooruns, and a nice Corellian Wine *hissssssss*

 

Thrawn: I've looked you up many times on Google Hera Ssssyndulla. I must say that my numerous searches on you had turned up some very interesting results.
Hera:

 

Thrawn: You think you've outwitted me, but I am a patient man, and rebels don't do well inside stone walls.
Hera: What are you doing?
Thrawn: I was just imagining a rope around that beautiful neck.
Hera: I know what you were imagining.
Thrawn: Such a clever Twi'lek. So typical of your kind, to twist the truth, to cloud the mind with unholy thoughts.

 

"Ah, the Jedi have dramatically disrobed as they do 76% of the time"

 

Hera: Come back to us!
Kanan: Not yet.
Hera: Why?
Kanan: I've engaged this spider in a staring contest, it's really good at it.
Hera: Ezra really needs your help
Kanan: I know, but the Dokma are rooting for me!

 

Kalani pointing out all the tropes/cliches of Star Wars needs to be a new meme

 

Kalani: The Imperial Superweapon has been destroyed as they do 100% of the time.

 

Maul: About that whole trying to kill you thing. I want to make amends with you.
Kanan: How can you possibly make amends with me?
Maul: Mmm...let's play a game.
Kanan: What kind of game?
Maul: Oh...I dunno...how about a nice game of Marco Polo.
Kanan: Screw you and the Bantha you rode in on!