Full Series Star Wars: Rebels Image Caption Thread

Kalani: "Again, you come before us your highness."
Queen Amidala: "You've gone too far this time general."

 

Zeb: Not sure if Natalie Portman or Keira Knightley...

 

He sees you when you're sleeping...


He knows if you're awake...



He knows if you've been bad or good...



So be bad for power's sake!

 

Spoiler

Right Rebel: You know what I really hate? Former Sith Lords.
Left Rebel: uhhhhhh...
Right Rebel: There's one right next to me, isnt there?

 

Maul takes out a page from the Michael Myers playbook.

 

Spoiler

Ezra: I am the keymaster
Maul: I am the gatekeeper

 

Ezra: Sabine i said i'm sorry

Sabine: NO one criticises my hair style!!!

 

Ezra: What is this place?




Maul: Master must go inside the tunnel!
Ezra: Now that I'm here, I don't think I want to.
Maul: It's the only way. Go in. Or go back.
Ezra: I can't go back...

 

Sabine: You're going to eat it!! AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT!!!

 

Saw: I feel like my character wasn't fleshed out enough in Rogue One. Is there anything else I get to look forward to?


Dave: You never know™. Old characters of mine have popped up before in Rebels.

Saw:

 

Rest in Peace, Princess.

Carrie Fisher 1956-2016

 

Inquisitor: "Hi. I'm Bob Evil."



Inquisitor: "Ack! I...knew this was a bad day to start pilates..."

 

Seventh Sister: "Sir, you're the only one I know who can turn delicious lemonade back into lemons."
Vader: *shrugs* "Sugar is bad for you."



Joke from here.

 

Inky Inquisitorius: I like this torture machine because I can pretend that I can use force lightning. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, JEDI?!
Tarkin: Note to self, never ask the Inquisitor to help me with electrical work.

 

Saw: Have you been drinking tonight? Don't make me get Bor Gullet!

 

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting

 

Kast: That's impressive Sabine but you're holding it backwards.



Sabine: ...Oops.

 

Thrawn: You fools think you can defeat me? Pathetic. I am a master strategist and as you can also plainly see I've got biceps to spare. Child's Play.

 

This is especially amusing considering that in the next shot in the trailer, she's holding it the right way round:

 

Obi Wan: "Would you like some s'mores?"

 

Maul: "No thanks, but I am in the mood for hot dogs. It's been so long since I had one of those."

 

How Thrawn defeats Kallus:


Kallus: (thinking) Okay. Must concentrate. Must deliver this new information to the rebellion.
Suddenly has intrusive thoughts of Thrawn wearing that tanktop and pants:


Thrawn: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!


Kallus: (thinking) Gah! Stupid sexy Thrawn!

 

Obi-Wan: Did you remember to bring the Marshmallows ?


Maul: No I forgot...

Obi-wan:

 

Maul: fight me m8
Obi-Wan (offscreen): No. I'm not doing this again. I'm much too old.



Maul: Then perhaps you'd enjoy a little favorite of mine. It's called "The Campfire Song Song."
Obi-Wan: ...



Maul (in a falsetto voice): "Oh let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song! OUR C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG...!"