Full Series Star Wars: Rebels Image Caption Thread

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? NO ONE is immune, not even Mon Mothma.

 

Obi Wan: Maul I am much to old to fight you.
Maul: **** were the same age!

 

That would be the worst time to be wearing white.

 

Obi Wan: Cyborg Maul? Hunting me on Tatooine? You're in the wrong continuity...

 

^ I read that in Alec Guinness' voice...



Kanan: Get back here, Chopper! You're supposed to be my seeing-eye droid!

 

Unfortunately, Kanan couldn't sing his favorite song, "This Little Light of Mine."

 

Tar Vizsla: By the power of Mandalore. I HAVE THE POWER !!!!

 

Maul: "Ezra, take the hologram, keep it safe. It holds secret knowledge and the power to destroy all our enemies!"
Ezra: "But wait, it says here Chancellor Palpatines's Novelty Shop, two bucks a pop."
Maul: "So? Does all-powerful have to mean over budget?"




Maul: "They said I'd never come up with an original idea. Well, wait till they see my double bladed laser bread knife!"




Image from here

 

Obi-Wan: Why have you come here? I thought our business was concluded.



Maul: Your robes look very soft and comfortable. I asked the higher-ups if I could have a swanky cloak for my appearance in Rebels but they said they were saving the budget for someone else. So I have come to take what is mine.



Obi-Wan: I still have these robes in A New Hope. For the sake of continuity, you must die.

 

AP5: My assignment is inventory, not to be third wheel to whatever this is.



Wedge: It feels good to have plot shield.

Hobbie: should we give it to those guys?

Wedge: Nah, the suspense over whether they live or die is one of the main reasons to watch this show.

 

Fifth Brother: Now kiss.

 

I think that's something the Seventh sister would say.

 

Ezra: "Looks like we're in a sticky situation."
Kanan: "I can see where that strand of thought is headed, and you need to stay focused."
Hera: "How long have you two waited to weave those comments into the conversation?"
Sabine: "Guys, we can't get tangled in an argument right now."

 

Images from here

 

12 minutes into training and chill and he gives you this look

 

I considered that. However, I thought Fifth Bro's pose fit the quote better.

 

When the guy who committed genocide against your entire race becomes your best friend

 

Cartoon from moonstarturtle.tumblr.com


"Well, we didn't kill one another so, I guess we're friends now?" The Antilles Extraction

 

Kallus' reaction is great.

 

Kanan: "What is going on out here?!"
Zeb: "Well...it's...um"
Ezra: "It's our new invention! See, we noticed you got a new speeder and thought it should have an airbag..."
Kanan: "Oh good. I'll call Ralph Nader."

 

This theme plays:




Kanan: You have my sword

Fenn Rau: And my Blaster

Ezra: And my saber



*Record scratch*
Ezra off screen: Not that literally! Give it back!

 

Ezra- Too many mind, mind the sword, mind the people watching, mind the enemy.... no mind.

 

Kanan (off-screen): Let's get down to business, to defeat the Sith. Did they send me Mandos, when I asked for Bith?

 

Sabine: "Eat this baguette Ezra! EAT IT!"

 

Ezra: Sabine, I have some bad news.
Sabine: What did I do this time?
Ezra: Well, PETA [People for the Ethical Treatment of Aliens] got wind that you kicked Bendu. They reported us to the Empire and now we're all going to die. Thanks a lot.



Bendu (watching as Chopper Base burns): Ha, serves them right. Now I can finally get some damn sleep.