Full Series Star Wars: Rebels Image Caption Thread

Bendu: Perhaps they'll escape. Maybe they'll roast to death. Such is the way of things.

 

Sabine: "Whoa, a T-7 disrupter. These were banned by the Senate. Do you know what they do to organic beings?"
Ezra: "No."

Kanan: "Here, kid. We'll show you."

 

Hera: You remembered to lock the Phantom, right?
Kanan: Course I did. I never forget that. (Presses a key on datapad.)
Hera: You closed all the apartment windows too?
Kanan: Come on. Really?
*pause*
Kanan: O_O

 

Sabine: I'm not Mandalore's leader, but I'll find the person who is.



Maul: 'cough'

 

Gar Saxon:You can't win, Wren. If you strike me down, i'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
Sabine: No you wont. You'll be dead!
Gar Saxon: Fine, I admit it. I just always wanted to say that if I ever got into a lightsaber duel.



Wren #2: what's that signal for again?
Wren #1: I see Obi Wan Kenobi.

 

Spoiler

The last time Kallus farted in the middle of a tense meeting of Imperial leadership

 

Yularen's eyebrows are still brown even though his hair is white.

 

Thrawn: Oh! a quiz to see what Star Wars character I am?
Yularen: Thrawn, we need to talk about how much time you've been spending on the holonet.
Thrawn: I'm researching, Yularen.
Kallus: You're obsessed with social media.
Pryce: Admit it, Thrawn.
Yularen: *checks device* What? I though I told you never to tag me in your posts after what happened on Empire Day several years back. I was reassigned and demoted for it!
Thrawn: oh? a post from June Sato... at Chopper Base on Atollon? It seems I've found the location of the Rebel Base.
Everyone: ...

 

Thrawn (thinking to himself): Ah, this briefing brings excellent news. Our probe droids have further narrowed down the location of the rebel base. Soon we shall...is that a spider on Admiral Yularen's shoulder? Should I alert him to this? Should I simply squash it? But then I'd have to touch that spider with my bare hands, not to mention how undignified this would look for us admirals. Perhaps I will allow it to get away. Yes, watch and wait, and soon I will devise a grand scheme to crush all spiders aboard this sh...wait, what was I doing again?

 

Dr. Spalko, Mr. Sinister and Colonel Sanders. Truly the trinity of evil.

 

♫ This is the part of me...that you’re never gonna ever take away from me! ♪

 

After Disney's cybernetic enhancement, Pablo Hidalgo's ability to store and recall Star Wars lore was increased by 500%. As an added benefit, tweets inquiring about Snoke's true identity/Rey's parentage/Ahsoka's mortal state can be directly injected into his cerebral cortex 24 hours a day.

 

Pablo: Next I will take over all of Twitter and none shall ever ask me again if Jar Jar is secretly a Sith.

 

"A Space Cheez-It™. This was Obi-Wan's favorite food. I must be getting close!"

 

I had a vision... a vision of this triangle, but with a single eye, a top hat, and limbs... and it's name was Bill Cipher...

 

"I knew I shouldn't have put the Sith holocron in the wash with my robe. Now it's shrunk!"

 

"Ah finally I made it to this place called Tatooine."-Ezra

"No kid this is Jakku. Far away from Tatooine and completely different. Total original concept."-Random citizen off screen.

"Damn. Should have taken that left turn in the Arkanis system past Geonosis."-Ezra

 

"Kenobi!!!!"-Maul

"Yeah? What do you want?"-Kenobi

"You're not surprised that I live?"-Maul

"Dude I'm convinced you're like Wolverine or something. Did you cover your legs in Adamantium? Are you immortal or not? Because this is getting kinda silly."-Kenobi

"But I worked up all this emotion. I was so surprised. You could at least respond in kind."-Maul

"No."-Kenobi

"Regardless. When I left you I was the victor. And now I am truly the master."-Maul

"Last I heard you got your ass kicked by Grievous and Dooku. And then you cried because you lost your mother. And yet you called me sad."-Kenobi

"Don't you talk about my mommy!"-Maul

"And then you were beaten by a blind man. Face it Maul this is going to end like it always has. You going out. Like a b**ch."-Kenobi

"Kenobi!!!!"-Maul *Runs towards him*

*Sighs* "Now he's just repeating himself and lost the ability to speak English sentences. I'm getting too old for this."-Kenobi

 

Incoming transmission from Lucasfilm Story Group: "Darth Jar Jar is a go and is now canon. Pablo, can you make this work?...Pablo?"

 

Ezra: I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere.


Ben: Oh, get over yourself.

 

Darth Maul: "Look what has become of you... a RAT... in the desert."


Obi Wan: "At least i still have legs"

Darth Maul: TRIGGERED

 

Darth Maul: "Look what has become of you... a RAT... in the desert."


Sonic: "I told you, I'm not a rat."


Sonic: "I'm a Hedgehog!"

 

"No I thought I had more time to find him. I only set my timer to sleep for a short amount of time."-Maul

*Falls to his knees in despair*

"No! I slept too long!"-Maul

 

Maul: You maniacs! You Blew it up! etc...