Star Wars tale(interactive)

THis is a forum in which, line by line we tell a unique Star Wars story. Two catches: Lines rhyme in sets of two.

ex. :
---------------------sale
---------------------bale
---------------------jinn
---------------------win

and so on. Second catch: You can only mark one line at a time. That way its more interesting and more funny.






I'll start:



A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

 

Padme and Jar Jar went out to play.


(Is that right? Your constructions are kinda confusing)

 

They went and played across Naboo...

(P.S people post to this I think it's a good idea!)

 

When Jar Jar slipped and fell into Shaak poo.

 

Padme said "Jar Jar your not so smart"

 

Jar Jar replied "Mesa smell like fart!"

 

Padme got fed up and started to run.

 

Jar Jar took a swim and dried in the sun.

 

Then the droids took over their town.

 

Padme posed as a handmaiden and a decoy wore the crown.

 

While Captain Panaka had a negative attitude!

 

Wicket came and ate all their food.


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Then Obi Wan came to sort things out.

 

And little Ani Skywlaker began to pout...



You Rebel Scum!
~Bôba Fe++

 

Then along came Tarkin with his Death Star.

 

Then began the War a long time ago in a galaxy afar...



You Rebel Scum!
~Bôba Fe++

 

And then came Yoda who was eating some cheese.

 

As Luke started shouting that he lost his X-wing keys...


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Artoo was spit up by a underwater beast.

 

When it found out that an astromech droid is not a tasty feast...



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

The monster decided to eat Luke instead

 

He chewed up the body and spit out the head

 

Obi Wan saw this and shouted out.

 

I want to know what this is about!!!

 

But Vader showed up and from under his mask...