Games Star Wars Text Adventure

>attack stormtrooper with lightsaber

 

>tell the Storm Trooper a funny joke

 

>meditate on the best course of action

 

benknobi1
>attack stormtrooper with lightsaber

You make quick work of the stormtrooper, lightsaber humming and whirring all the way. Nice job.

The northwest turbolift rises to the next level of the complex. This reveals a gaping hole in the floor. You can't even see the level below. It looks like a bottomless pit from your vantage point.



I Are The Internets
>tell the Storm Trooper a funny joke

The stormtrooper doesn't appear to be listening.



V-2
>meditate...

You begin to meditate as a Jedi Knight often does. The serenity you produce allows the force to speak with you.

1. Learn what the spherical object is.
2. Go back to the hallway and free the prisoner.
3. Take the power cells from the rack in the hallway.

Suddenly, your midichlorians have no more hints.

 

Yeah!

Personally I'd not have bothered hauling the guns around in the first place, nor thrown my lightsaber away, but what the hell:
> Investigate spherical object.
> Go back to the hallway and free the prisoner. Somehow.
> Take the power cells from the rack in the hallway and USE with guns

 

>drop a crate down the hole and listen to see how deep it is

 

V-2
> Investigate spherical object.
> Go back to the hallway and free the prisoner. Somehow.
> Take the power cells from the rack in the hallway and USE with guns

1. You ascend the newly found ramp and look at the spherical object on the top crate. It's a standard thermal detonator.

2. You can't free the prisoner without specifying how. If your memory serves you right, you do recall bashing in the lateral port with an E-11 blaster rifle.

3. Power cells: Taken. You place the cells in your pair of rifles. That leaves 3 power cells for backup.



Jordan1Kenobi
>drop a crate down the hole and listen to see how deep it is

You return to the West Crate Room. The two BLUE crates are too large to move. The three stacked gray crates are too heavy in that formation. However, you can push the crate that you already moved. As you near the small square hole, you feel unimaginable heat radiating from the flames below. You jostle the small gray crate to the northwest corner of the room and push it over the ledge left by the turbolift. It disappears into the darkness. Ten seconds later you hear a faint crash.

The turbolift is returning from the level above.

 

>get on the turbolift

 

>party like it's 1969 on the turbolift.

 

Jordan1Kenobi
>get on the turbolift

The turbolift returns to this level, blocking the gaping hole. You get on and notice a knob on the wall that can be turned to the left (towards red aurebesh writing) or right (towards green aurebesh writing). You hear more stormtroopers approaching from the southern passage.



I Are The Internets
>party like it's 1969 on the turbolift.

You party. You party like it's '69. However, the real year is 12 ABY.

Three stormtroopers enter the West Crate Room and notice you immediately. They don't seem to comprehend why you're dancing on the turbolift. Dumbfounded, they do not fire.

 

>explain to the Storm Troopers that you yourself is a Storm Trooper and that the Jedi who escaped switched outfits with you

 

>agree that this was a terrible idea and kill all but one of the guards
>interrogate guard - where are we? who am I?

 

You hear a beeping sound from above.

After you lie to the stormtroopers, one of them steps up to the turbolift. "TD-8843 here. What's your operating number? There's no dancing on imperial equipment."

Just then, one of the other troopers calls out to his superior. "Sir! He's got a lightsaber!"

Confused, TD-8843 speaks again. "If he switched outfits with you, why would he give you his light..." Then, he realizes you're fibbing.

Nice distraction, though! Good move. Utilizing a stormie's stupidity is always fun.



V-2
Smart strategy, but right now you've got three blaster nozzles pointed at you. Plus, the guards are unconscious in the East-West Hallway.

You hear the beeping noise from above once more.

 

>up

 

>don't panic

 

>turn the nob on the wall to the right

 

V-2
>up

You must activate the turbolift if you wish to go up.

The room's lighting flickers yet again.



I Are The Internets
>don't panic

This is an ideal time to panic. Three stormtroopers have their blasters aimed at your head. Well, you're the boss: You don't panic.



Jordan1Kenobi
>turn the nob on the wall to the right

You turn the knob towards the green aurebesh writing on the right. Instantly, the turbolift shoots upward, giving you a magnificent view of the West Crate Room. Be careful. The turbolift only has a northern wall and you haven't reached the next level yet. A steady breeze is created as you ascend, accounting for many regal permutations of your flowing, brown robes.

Stunned by your timing, the stormtroopers take a moment to look up at the ascending turbolift. They ready their E-11s.

 

>use lightsaber to slice through their blasters

 

You are now thirty-five feet above them, and rising with speed.

Haphazardly, the three stormtroopers begin to fire red laser bolts at you and the turbolift. Each trooper has fired a volley of three shots.

Now you can see the above landing. The turbolift should reach that level in a moment. The troopers appear far smaller due to your ascension.

 

Oh, I thought I was falling down, lol.

>deflect laser bolts

 

Only one bolt reaches your vicinity, and you deflect it away. The other eight bolts must've struck the underside of the lift. These stormtroopers have terrible aim.

The turbolift slows, and you hear a whooshing sound as it pulls in to the landing. You are now at the upper level of the imperial complex, directly above the West Crate Room. To step onto the landing, you must go west. It leads to an expansive bay.

 

>tease the Storm Troopers and move west

 

>take pants off and start streaking while moving west

 

You taunt and mock the stormtroopers before getting off the turbolift. They don't actually see your facial expressions because you're now fifty feet above them. They've even given up firing at you.

Stepping upon the landing, you see the expansive bay stretch out in front of you.

Imperial Hangar Bay
You stand at the eastern edge of an expansive hangar bay, overlooking a large room fifty feet below. Peering over the side would probably reveal information about the West Crate Room.

There appears to be no ground entrance for vehicles and vessels. Then, you realize that there's no ceiling. The craft take off and land through the upper entrance. Unfortunately, you won't be making your escape by going over a wall. All four walls reach eighty-five feet in height.

Only three ships occupy the hangar. Near the western wall is an actual Jedi starfighter. Could it be yours? A pair of TIE fighters sit in the middle of the compound. Next to the TIEs is a power output station and a shield output station.

Looking up, you see nothing but orange sky through the upper entrance. It's not enough information to reveal the identity of this planet. However, next to the starfighter in the southwest, is an oval transparisteel window.

Next to the turbolift is a northeast passage leading away from the bay.



I Are The Internets
>take pants off and start streaking while moving west

You are wearing an inner and outer tunic beneath your flowing robes. Streaking is prohibited. You move west, and reach the pair of TIE fighters.

 

>sabotage one of the TIE fighters