Saga Star Wars: The Outtakes "Choose your own weird Adventure Scriptment..."

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  1. KnightKatarn05 Jedi Knight

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    Number 1, by far it's the funniest.
  2. Darth_Minx Jedi Master

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    Yeah, I'll go with #1 too ;)
  3. Rush_Limbaugh Jedi Master

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  4. DarthNeil Jedi Master

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    I will pick NO.1. as i like it the most and is the funist one there.
  5. Laughing_Gas Jedi Youngling

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    I would lock voting now, but it hasn't been that long. I'll give it until tomo, but I just gotta say, congrats, Rush, you're really good. And friggin' hilarious.... ;)
  6. Ani_dala Jedi Grand Master

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  7. Jedi_Rage Jedi Master

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    the problem here seems to be the lack of people
  8. Obi-Wan_Skywalker_29 Jedi Master

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    I guess I'm the only one, but I thought #3 was the funniest.
  9. Jedi_Rage Jedi Master

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  10. ladyrebelsw1983 Force Ghost

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    Choice 3 was the funniest and most realistic. Actually there's a Star Wars Trilogy outtakes video, and in the video the puppets are walking around talking to cast and crew members and being addressed like they're real :) I can see Yoda walking out and commenting about speaking to his agent fitting in that movie :)
  11. DarthNeil Jedi Master

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    3 was good but i liked NO.1. better.
  12. JediNemesis Jedi Master

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    #1 for me

    I'm still working on something to post. [face_plain]

    Nem :D
  13. Laughing_Gas Jedi Youngling

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    Voting locked.

    3 was getting there, but 1 was winning. Congrats Rush! Your outtake was, to say the least, effing hilarious... ;)

    Okay, I'm going to impose 2 new rules. Hope you all like.

    (1) Once a character is introduced having a certain personality, they must keep that personality. Therefore, Yoda is now a b*st*rd.

    (2) There are so many good outtakes I read that they all need another chance to win. The author can resumbit an outtake a max. of 3 times. Also, someone else can suggest to resumbit an outtake, but that motion has to be seconded.


    Simple rules, but they'll make this a little harder later....*Grins witha n evil smirk* Have fun. Mwahahahahahaha...... ;)
  14. Laughing_Gas Jedi Youngling

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    Master Script

    Out-take from Episode II, Attack of the Clones.

    Scene: Yoda fights Dooku in Geonosian landing pad.

    Yoda ignites his lightsaber as it quickly moves to his hand through the force. The two both quickly jump into the battle.

    Yoda makes amazing jumps, twirls, and spins to create an awsome battle between himself, and Count Dooku. Dooku quickly blocks most of the shots, but just in time, each time to save himself.

    As Yoda makes a flying jump, his lightsaber quickly flies from his hand, and he falls in a jumbling mess onto the floor. Christopher Lee quickly runs over to the fallen Yoda.


    Lee: Hey! Are you all right little one?? That was quite a fall!

    Yoda: [Placing his hand on his chest] My pacemaker! Skipped a beat it has!

    Lee: Do you think you're up for this?

    Yoda: [Getting up slowly and pulling a small fishing line to get the lightsaber to come to his hand. Used to simulate the force.] Ok I am. Go on with the scene, we must!

    An assistant runs up to Yoda with a water bottle in hand. Yoda places his lightsaber on a string down, and takes the oversized water bottle in his 2 hands. He pours himself a drink, as another assistant uses a mini-fan to cool off Lee. Several other people use lint removers on his dark cloak.

    Just then, George Lucas walks into the view


    Lucas: You gunna' be all right, Yoda? Nick Gilliard isn't making the fight scenes too complicated is he?

    Yoda: Fine they are. Able am I...

    Lucas: I dunno'. You're getting kind of old for this man.

    Yoda: [angered] When 900 years old you reach, do stunts as good you will not, hmm?

    Lucas: Are you calling me out of shape?

    Yoda: Perhaps I am. For me to know, and for you to find out, it is...

    Lucas: Listen buddy! We don't need your crap here! I can just as soon hire Kermit to do this job!

    Yoda: BAH! Up your a** you shove this job! Insult me you won't!

    Yoda begins to walk away. Someone begins to hand him a cane, but he doesn't actually need it. He waves off the agent and storms off.

    Lucas: I created you! You won't work in this town again!! I swear it!

    Yoda: [turning around] If a middle finger I did have, flip you off I would!!

    Lucas frowns

    The End

    Like I said, effing hilarious!
  15. DarthNeil Jedi Master

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    Yes rush is a great writer, he is as good as scooby and quin and he is fuuny as well, well done rush.
  16. Laughing_Gas Jedi Youngling

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    Since some people wanted 3 to win, I propse that it be resumbitted. Does anyone agree?
  17. jedimastersam Jedi Knight

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  18. Laughing_Gas Jedi Youngling

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    yes, interesting..... Anyone second?
  19. Laughing_Gas Jedi Youngling

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    Okay guys. I going to visit my friends today, the ones with all the outtakes saved in their computer. I 'll hav eplenty to post tonight, so be prepared (oh, and none of them are like the Harry Potter one).

    Also,I like how people are doing the guest appearances stuff with the muppets, but please don't have just the muppets..... ;) Can't wait for you to read 'em.
  20. Jedi_Rage Jedi Master

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    i second that

    hopefully ill have something today
  21. Laughing_Gas Jedi Youngling

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    I hope you and Nemisis post your outtakes soon, Rage, cause I'm bored... ;)
  22. DarthNeil Jedi Master

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  23. Laughing_Gas Jedi Youngling

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    Prepare yourselfs...There is morethen one take... ;)

    Episode II: Coruscant Apartment

    Take 1:

    Mace:
    You look tired.

    Yoda: Sleep well anymore, I do not!

    Mace: Because of your diarreha?

    George: Cut!

    Yoda: Squishy, green, and runny, it is!

    George: That's just gross!

    Yoda: Hrmm? Find bodily functions gross, do you?

    George: Yeah, I do... Any problems with it?

    Yoda: Yes! In contact with my lawyers, you shall be! (storming off)

    George: Better them, then you! (mumbling to himself) I hate my life.

    Take 2:

    Padme:
    You look tired.

    Obi-Wan: I don't sleep well anymore.

    Padme: Because of Anakin?

    Obi-Wan: Yes, that damn padawan!

    George: Cut! Natalie this isn't even your scene.

    Natalie: Oh sorry... Mwahahaha... Yeah, umm, sorry.

    Take 3:

    Obi-Wan:
    You look tired.

    Anakin: I don't sleep well anymore.

    Obi-Wan: Because of your cold?

    Anakin: I don't know hwy I can't get rid of it!

    Obi-Wan: Colds pass in time...

    George: Cut, I told you no more time off! We are behind schedule as it is!

    Hayden: You don't know what it's like! I've never had a cold this bad!

    George: I don't care.

    Hayden: Fine! (he turns and spits on George) May my germs infect and kill you!

    George: You want to be fired?!

    Ewan: Now you're getting our idea!

    Take 4:

    Obi-Wan:
    You look tired.

    Anakin: I don't sleep well anymore.

    Obi-Wan: Because of your father?

    Anakin: I DON'T HAVE A FATHER!

    Obi-Wan: No need to be mean about it...

    George: (head in hands) The line was so close, yet so far.
  24. Laughing_Gas Jedi Youngling

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    I've got so many I want to post, but for the moment I'll stick with 2....

    Episode II: Scene After Anakin Brings Back Mother

    Padme: What's wrong, Ani?

    Anakin: (monotone) I-- I killed them. I killed them all. And not just the masters, but the knights, and the padawans too. They're like Jedi. And I slaughtered them like Jedi. I HATE THEM!

    George: (off-screen) Ewan, Samuel, and Frank! What happened? Who killed them all?

    Padme: Wait! We aren't talking about the Tusken Raiders anymore, are we?


    Anakin: (still monotone) No, I suppose we are not...
  25. Rush_Limbaugh Jedi Master

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    OMG. That first one was so fricken' hilarious! I started laughing so hard! HAHA!
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