Star Wars Theme Pub V3.0

Spiders are an evil creation that should be obliterated from the face of the earth.



I have an issue with creatures that have more than the required amount of limbs i.e any number up to 4 limbs is ok.

 

Well richie, I believe the spider escaped and I want you to hunt it down. Prove yourself the mandalorion you are.

And I am allowed to be afraid of spiders because I scream like a little girl when I see one

 

So do I

Alright, I'll find the beastie, but it'll cost extra

 

You should know better than anyone that I'm a girl, Richie

And I had to squach a three-legged one eyed spider the other day!

 

Oh I'm aware, I was merely commenting that I didn't think you were little

A three-legged one-eyed spider hey?
Weird that is, very weird

 

[quit from jaws voice] I'll find your spider for you but I'll catch it and kill it for 10 [/quint from jaws voice]




EVIL sodding critters and don't start scaring me with stories of them having the acceptable amout of limbs as I won't believe you

 

Right
Everyone must have a drink to releive spider stress

 

I don't think I can relieve the spider stress, it is still alive in this very room....I am sleeping downstairs tonight.

But I'll have a drink

 

Hear hear!
*Drinks pint quickly and discovers spider at the bottom of the glass*

Arrgghh!!
*Runs through the wall and out into the night*

 

*Comes in with Stormtrooper in tow*

*Removes hand from his armour... looks around*

Too busy in here...

*Leaves dragging trooper along with her*

 

Typical

 

Bloody nic

 

Hey, shes got urges, don't hold it against her
Shes female after all, and we know how they work

 

Get in there!

I know how you work, Richie

 

You would
You've spent the time removing my armour, you know what buttons to press

 

And it was a pleasure to do so

 

Well, it was a pleasure to let you

 

Hey everyone!

Guess who's off on holiday again for a week tomorrow?

*grabs a pint*

I guess this means I'll be frequenting "real pubs"... I'm scared - who wants to hold my hand?

Seb

 

A week!
Damn you!

and no I won't hold your hand

 

Wait, Richie, you know how a woman works?

Wow, you must of found the holy grail!

 

We're not that complicated...really...we just like to tease

And hi Luke!

 

*Turns up* Hello all, i dont mind spiders...and yeah i heard about that 1 eyed spider serena, i advised you what to squish it remember. LOL!

 

There are ways Rambles, there are ways
Though not every woman runs the same way, so you can always crack them

 

Oh gawld, Richie...

And yes, Nath, you are my hero

 

Yes, he who looks at spiders without fear is truely brave
The honour of Mandalore I bestow upon you

salutes