Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Yoshee, Feb 16, 2003.
Yes I can! I can do anything! I'm a woman! Mwahahahahaha!
I know you can do anything, you already proved it
But no-one defies Mandalorian iron
Except those that can get it off
Lemme guess, your mandalorian armour will stop the chainsaw....what about nuclear waste? *Gets barrel out* Hmm... Ever seen "who framed roger rabbit!" YOUR GONNA GO IN THE DIP!
Waste is not a problem, as long as I don't inhale or eat it
Hmmm, well i happen to have some clamps here, they will keep your mouth open and i have a tube to shove up your nose....
I think not, no-one sticks tubes in me
*Force Choke* MUHAHAHA!
*uses force to push acid back into barrel, and throws nath in too, sealing the lid tight*
nice to see you, richie. lol.
I guess we'll be needin a new bar-keep. I nominate myself.
*flips over bar, and begins shaking drinks with the Force*
who wants a cocktail?
Oooo, I do
Cobra, let me guess, the examining body was "AQA" and that nightmare question was question 5? I did that too...where bouts u live?
Yep, AQA English Specification A Paper B Ref: 3602/2H Question 5. I'm in the place with the Big Cathedral and the 5000 year old stones.
*levitates a cocktail over*
i name this cocktail the Mandalorian Sith. Enjoy!
*nods robed head*
hello cobra, serena, a drink?
*considers opening acid barrel, and instead chucks barrel out window*
We need music
Put something good on
put the music on yourself! I'm a bartender, not a slave!
take over, richie!
kicks Juke Box
Right then, who wants what?
*Throws on Manowar - Metal Warriors*
If you are not into metal, then you are not my friend
Sorry, them lyrics by Manowar crack me up.
Absinthe for me, plz.
*Barrel of acid starts to shake- starts to glow and lightsaber pops out, barrel splits and melts* DAMN U SIN! *Runs up to sin and throws sin's face into the fridge* Dont you ever do that again...you wouldnt believe how much that stuff hurts! Look at me, my robes are drenched in green viscous liquid! In a minute im going to mutate probably! For that, i shall chop off your hand, it should be an honour to be like Anakin and Luke Skywalker... *Chops sins hand off* Now, who wants a drink?
Lay it on me. One vodka martini...
shaken not stirred
Here ya go baza!
So Richie, you prefer people 5'7ish hey?
*runs "PORTAGUIO! He's the Italian waiter! He's tracked me down!!!"*
Well, I'm not too picky about height
But between 5'6 & 5'9 is a good height
But if a girl was gorgeous enough I'd like em if they were 5'1