Rocky M, NC Star Wars Top 10

Found this over on the Jacksonville board(thanks The_Casual_Fan) and thought it was pretty cute.
This is off of Letterman,

Top 10 Signs You've Seen the `Star Wars' Movies Too Many Times:


10. Your poodles are named "C," "3," "P" and "O"

9. You won't sleep with your wife unless she says, "Help me, Obi Wan, you're my only hope"

8. You spent $10,000 trying to Rogaine yourself into Chewbacca

7. You're continually stunned when the President makes major decisions without consulting Mark Hamill

6. Your favorite pickup line: "Would you like to handle my light saber?"

5. You keep referring to your lawn mower as "that crazy droid"

4. You spend most of your days trying to use "the Force" to open a can of pears

3. You once saw an eggplant that looked kind of like Darth Vader and almost had a heart attack

2. Your sex life is strictly "Han Solo," if you know what I mean

1. You like Yoda so much, you voted for Ross Perot

 

#11. You go to sleep each night chanting Jar-Jar's name...

 

#11 WHAT?

 

maybe that's just me...

 

#12. You start wearing only 1 glove....and you're not a micheal jackson fan.

 

yeah, but that doesn't count - it was only because they were over budget and could only afford 1...

 

#13 you wake up from your drunken stupor peeing in your droid shaped trash can

 

#14 - You try to name your son Anakin....

 

#15 - But graciously settle for Sebulba, after spousal protest...

 

#16 - Have your life threatened by your spouse for such a thing...

 

#17 hiding a battery operated wookie from a really ugly alderanian

 

#18 - You have a tattoo of anything Star Wars related anywhere on your body...

 

Uh oh.

 

#19: You always refer to your "gear" as your little Padawan.

 

Actually, I refer to my kids as my little Padawans. I refer to my "gear" as simply "The Force."

 

Don't you hate it when there's a disturbance in the Force?lol

 

Well, there is something disturbing in the force, thats for sure. For one, Eddie-wan doesnt seem to be getting my PMs....

 

Heh. Ya know, I feel so rejected. Everyone else can get a PM, I want one. Come on.

 

PM coming your way.... I will tell YOU who the pit droid is, since I cant seem to get through to Eddie-wan...

 

Nope, no PM's my way. Man, renounce the Dark Side and they take away your PM's!

 

Got your PM, sent one back to you, revealing what you need to know!

 

I first read this one back in hight school, and it is still one of my favorites!

TOP TEN WAYS MICHAEL JACKSON WOULD BE COOLER IF HE LIVED IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE
(By David Hitt, mrkenobi@aol.com)

10) Due to high loss-of-hand rate, wearing one glove is fashionably acceptable
9) Would not have needed huge effects budget for "Captain EO"
8) In shocking revelation, he might have really been the father of Billie Jean's son
7) Could really walk on moons
6) After skin-altering disease, could become Light Lord of the Sith
5) Could ease tensions between Empire and Alliance with anti-violence message of "Beat It"
4) Imperial breath mask could give him the deep voice he never had
3) Improved medical technology could make new nose and chin more realistic
2) Would have sure-fire hit with Sy Snootles duet
1) Would strengthen characterization of movies by making Luke look manly

 

You forgot...

Very good at corrupting young jedi.

 

Believe I cannot that I was number 1 of the top ten list... Very Cool it is