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*STARDOG'S- DOMINATION OF THE GALAXY AND STAR ALE THREAD*

Discussion in 'Archive: Winston-Salem, NC' started by STARDOG-D-JEDI, May 31, 2004.

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  1. STARDOG-D-JEDI

    STARDOG-D-JEDI Jedi Padawan star 4

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    OK! Borrowed this idea from the Atlanta board but I thought it would be fun if we had our own empire. I mean we are SITH so...

    a long time ago...
    in a galaxy far, far away

    STAR "ALE" WARS

    episode 25 and 1/2

    Trade routes in the farthest reaches of the galaxy are being blocked by republic forces. The ever present Jedi who lead the armies of the republic stop at nothing to do their senate's bidding.

    Unoticed in this power struggle for control of the STAR ALE the SITH emerge. Believed to be extinct for over a millinium the SITH creep back into the galaxy to wash their hands with the blood of the JEDI.

    Now on the planet Korriban a plan is being formed by a Master and his apprentice. A plan that will see the end of the republic and the beginning of a glorious STAR ALE empire. But unknown to either the master and the apprentice there is another...

     
  2. STARDOG-D-JEDI

    STARDOG-D-JEDI Jedi Padawan star 4

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    FADES TO THE GREAT SITH TEMPLE ON KORRIBAN-

    The master sits on his throne pondering all the great things that masters do as his apprentice stumbles into the throne room.

    "WOW master! This STAR ALE is SOOOOOO good. Dude I feel a disturbance in the force coming from this fine ALE. A hugh BUZZZZZZZZ!! Master we must obtain ever last bit of this ALE for if we do the galaxy will surely fall to it's knees to get a buzz this good." The Stardog says weaving towards the throne a little toasted but oh so evil in his ways.
     
  3. Sith_Wench

    Sith_Wench Jedi Knight star 5

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    Half seated on a stool drinking a pint of Star Ale she surveyed the cantina. The usual mix of scum. A drunken Corellian started to approach her.

    "Hey sweetie how about . . ."

    She gave him a piercing look and he stopped dead in his tracks. Then he fell to the ground. Other patrons looked on assuming he had passed out. She smiled and took another drink from her glass.

    "All too easy" she murmered to herself.
     
  4. spooky-kid

    spooky-kid Jedi Knight star 5

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    // The Master sits on his throne. A tube from some kind of apparent smoking apperatus rests in his mouth. His head leaned back as if unconcious but rather in a hypnotic state of meditating. A band plays some slow sludgy music that furthers his hypnotic trance. All of a sudden he breaks from this state of mind. His head levels, he sees his apprentice has had a few already.

    "Stardog !!! We'll go through that Ale in 100 freakin' parsecs the way your guzzling it down. Take it easy. Save some for me anyways."

    // The Master approaches the barrels of the new acquired Star Ale. He gets his special mug out of the ice box and pours himself a cold one and turns to his apprentice.

    "What's the status of our next invasion? We shall take all of the Galaxys' Star Ale for ourselves. The Jedi are ignorant to it's properties and the potential it adds to the Force."he says clutching his fist as if crushing a rebel scums skull with in his hand.

     
  5. Sith_Wench

    Sith_Wench Jedi Knight star 5

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    Walking out of the cantina, the Wench heads towards the hangar for her ship. Her cape swells as she strides down the hallway. As men start to approach her she uses the Force to turn them aside. She enters the small hangar that houses her ship -- Ritual Dagger. A small Imperial shuttle painted black, she won it in a game of sabaac. What would have been more sweet was if she won it off of Lando Calrissian.

    Going thru the start up she looked at a map of the galaxy. Where to now? She looked at different planets and one stuck out . . . Korriban. It kept calling to her.

    As she cleared the planet's atmosphere she punched in the coordinates in the nav computer.


    "Here we go again" she mumbled as the stars streaked before her.
     
  6. STARDOG-D-JEDI

    STARDOG-D-JEDI Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "***HICK UP***, Relax master..." Stardog says taking the smoking device from his masters throne and taking a rather cosmic hit...

    "SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW<<<<<<<<<....."

    The apprentice opens his hazy red eyes and blinks in wonder. "This had to have come from Sullust...Those fish lip puppets have the best smoking device smoke this side of the galaxy." he smiles setting the device back down and takes another strong drink of STAR ALE.

    "AHHHH!! That jedi scum had no idea what hit him master. I took his head and his Ale with one swift motion of the darkside of the force." Stardog laughs throwing sith lighting high into the air.

    ZWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

    then he stops...

    "Master...I feel a disturbance in the force growing closer..."
     
  7. Sith_Wench

    Sith_Wench Jedi Knight star 5

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    coming out of hyperspace the planet of Korriban comes into view.

    "Strange" she mumbles. "What is that feeling?"

    She turns and calls a datapad to her and punches in some information. She had felt disturbances in the Force when she had encountered Jedi but this was more subtle, colder. Like a chill coming in over the desert after the suns have set.

    Instinctively she checked for her blaster and the lightsabre she had stolen from a Jedi Knight who had separated from the Jedi. She had easily deceived him and plummeted him to his death. In his mind he had been running in a field toward his lover. She laughed when she gazed upon his broken body 200 feet below in a rocky canyon.


     
  8. spooky-kid

    spooky-kid Jedi Knight star 5

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    " I sense it to my apprentice. It's as if the darkness of the Force is growing stronger. I can feel it burning in my veins. A new found hatred. A merciless sense of fear."

    The Sith master takes another gulp from his frosty mug of the STAR ALE

    " Do you think there could be another sith apprentice Stardog or possibly another dark Jedi turned from the weakness democracy of the new Rebellion. We will crush them all! Perhaps there is a new breach in the rule of the Sith my apprentisssss... Maybe there is another. Ready your ship Stardog. I want you to scoure the planets atmosphere and report back to me on your holocam. If there is another they will join us. I feel the Sith are growing. We will become a vicious Empire not to be opposed. "
     
  9. STARDOG-D-JEDI

    STARDOG-D-JEDI Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Do you really think I should drink and fly master? I mean I'm as evil as the next guy but I'm pretty wasted... Why don't you check it out. >worm tounge voice< while I look over the Ale. Wouldn't want anything to happen to it. It's precious to meeee."
     
  10. spooky-kid

    spooky-kid Jedi Knight star 5

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    "Fine but, I'm just as lit as you my aprentisssssssssss. Send a sqaud of Tie Fighters out to access the situation. Commander Bane, send a Garrison of Stormtroopers to investigate the situation on the Forest moon of Endor. Tell them to set their blasters to stun, if you find any rebels, I want them captured alive."

    "Stardog, any word yet on the situation reguarding Brightstar and her threat Noom ? Perhaps we could use some of her sprinkles for bartering with bounty hunters and smugglers."

    The master goes back to his thrown after refilling his mug of STAR ALE.
     
  11. Sith_Wench

    Sith_Wench Jedi Knight star 5

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    Descending the ramp of her ship Wench notices in the distance a large ancient stone building. Gesturing toward her ship the ramp closes as she strides forward toward the building. The closer she gets, the colder it becomes. The silence in the surrounding forest becomes louder and louder as she approaches. The raw power of evil reaches out to her.

    She stops at the door. "Should I knock or go in?" She pushes the door open and enters to find two intoxicated and wasted individuals sprawled in chairs.

    "This is where the evil is coming from?" she thinks to herself. "Just a bunch of drunken stoners!"
     
  12. STARDOG-D-JEDI

    STARDOG-D-JEDI Jedi Padawan star 4

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    WENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DARE TO ENTER THE LAIR OF THE SITH!!!!!!!!! I should cut off your big toe! And Dip it into this fine malt beverage. If you want a fight you came to the right place.

    "Go get her master!!!!"

    "I need another Ale before I do combat. >hick-up<
     
  13. Padme_Karen

    Padme_Karen Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Padme_Karen enters unnoticed and exclaims, "Whats a girl gotta do to get a beer around here ... and whats that smell??"

     
  14. spooky-kid

    spooky-kid Jedi Knight star 5

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    uh oh, Stardog There's 2 women in here in our chambers <hick up> what to do? The dark Side seems very strong with atleast one of them.
     
  15. STARDOG-D-JEDI

    STARDOG-D-JEDI Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The dog cools out real quick....

    "We were expecting you, your highness..." he bows handing a frosty mug of the finest Ale in the galaxy to Padme.

    "Please join us..."

     
  16. spooky-kid

    spooky-kid Jedi Knight star 5

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    And what about the other one? Much anger I sense in her.

    * out to lunch.
     
  17. STARDOG-D-JEDI

    STARDOG-D-JEDI Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "I say we cut off her big toe." stardog says drinking his Star Ale.

    "That should cool her down a bit. No one is closer to the dark side than the dog..." then he turns his starry gaze toward Padme...

    "Find yourself on Korriban often? Would you like some smoke?"
     
  18. Padme_Karen

    Padme_Karen Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Padme takes a sip of the ale .. then replies "Thank you very much Stardog.. you are as handsome as you are gracious." Padme finishes her ale in one long drink and is ready for another. Sensing something is amiss she asks, "Did I interupt something?".


     
  19. STARDOG-D-JEDI

    STARDOG-D-JEDI Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Not at all!!!! Just contemplating all things that Sith contemplate...Like dominating the galaxy. Drinking beer. Getting a buzz. Cutting the WENCH'S BIG TOE OFF!!!! Would you care to join our great STAR ALE EMPIRE? We could become a dark force rising toward ultimate power in the galaxy!!!" star yells holding up his fist.

    "But where is my manners. Another Ale for you milady." he whispers handing over another frosty mug.
     
  20. STARDOG-D-JEDI

    STARDOG-D-JEDI Jedi Padawan star 4

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    A TRANSMISSION COMES THROUGH THE HOLO COM!

    "WHAT!!!!! I'm on my way..."

    "Master there seems to be an uprising on Couracant. A whole shipment of Star Ale is in danger of being destroyed. You must excuse me this matter can not wait. Padme...it was a pleasure to see you again. Please in the future do not stay away from our little corner in the galaxy for so long. Master may the darkside be with you. Wench...We shall settle this at another time."

    Stardog throws his cloak around him, grabs the keys to his tie-interceptor and vanishes........
     
  21. Sith_Wench

    Sith_Wench Jedi Knight star 5

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    [image=http://www.epsilonconcepts.com/images/lightening.jpg] Nails the dog in his butt before he leaves. [face_laugh]

    Turns to Spooky and fries him just for the heck of it. Then kicks him out of his chair and takes a drag on his smoking apparatus and makes a face.

    "What is this cheap ****? I expect better from someone like you! Don't even bother with it, Padme. Just drink the ale."

    uses the Force to take a mug and pour ale into it and then bring it to herself. Takes a sip.

    "Yep, this is the good stuff!"



     
  22. STARDOG-D-JEDI

    STARDOG-D-JEDI Jedi Padawan star 4

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    SITH TELEGRAM...

    TO= THE SPOOK
    FROM= THE DOG

    HAVE SECURED A SHIPMENT OF STAR ALE NEAR THE PLANET COURACANT-stop

    WAS CAUGHT IN A OLD FOLKS HOME NEAR SULLUST. I SMELL LIKE OLD PEOPLE NOW. NEED A SHOWER BAD-stop

    CAPTURED QUITE A LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU MASTER-stop

    SHALL RETURN SOON AFTER I STOP BY TATTOINE. HEARED THEY HAVE GREAT SMOKE NEAR THE DUNE SEA-stop

    KEEP IT EVIL-stop

    ...end of line

     
  23. Sith_Wench

    Sith_Wench Jedi Knight star 5

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    [turns to Spooky after returning from her ship[/i]

    My sources say your apprentice was caught shaking his bonbon with a bunch of old people. Quite disgusting. Are you sure he is a Sith???
     
  24. spooky-kid

    spooky-kid Jedi Knight star 5

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    "Just who do you think you are ? Coming in here, striking me with Force lightning, smoking my tobacco, drinking our STAR ALE & now your sitting on my ****in' THRONE !!!" :mad:

    "Who are you ? I know you are the presence I've felt. Disturbing, You look like a Sith, You fight like a Sith but, this can be imitated however. We will discuss these matters later."

    Guards !!! " Take her away but, see to it she's taken well care of." Two Crimson guards come escorting the Sith Wench to her chambers...
     
  25. Sith_Wench

    Sith_Wench Jedi Knight star 5

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    [image=http://www.epsilonconcepts.com/images/lightening.jpg]Oh Yeah???[image=http://www.epsilonconcepts.com/images/lightening.jpg]

    Who died and made you Emperor? And you think 2 Royal Guards can subdue me? You are truly delusional!
     
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