Story [Stargate SG-1] 'Raindrops Keep Falling on your Head' parody lyrics (death-centric, but humor)

BASIC WARNING: SEASON 6/7 SPOILERS IN THIS SONG. If you have not gotten as far as the beginning of season 7, you may want to turn back now.





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'Daniel Just Keeps Appearing Dead' (sung to the tune of 'Raindrops Keep Falling On Your Head')

Daniel just keeps appearing dead
And just like a zombie who is looking for a head,
Never will it stick,
He just keeps regenerating, keeps on ascending

I got caught as a prisoner of war
And Baal keeps regenerating me, don't know what for
Wants to make me talk
He heals me tonight and he'll just keep on tomorrow

Then there's this voice I know
Am I hallucinating, now I'm shaking
Just get me out!
...At least you could stop disappearing.

Daniel just keeps appearing dead
But that doesn't mean that what I saw was in my head,
Teal'C here saw him too.
Appeared in the elevator right there before me!
Do you believe?
Nothin' wrong with me

[trumpet]

It won't be long till Daniel walks right up to greet me!

Feels like he's fast asleep in bed
I know he's out there, it don't matter what they said
My friend can't be dead
Neither a headstone or memorial service
Without body
Any day now you'll see