Starwars Jokes 2

I've done this before but nobody really wanted in on it so I'm doing it again.

Bring on the jokes!

 

*sighs* Awwww...too bad.


It was a good idea though..



*looks around* Somebody may still have a good Star Wars joke around here though...




Galactic Republic Knights
Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Someone told me this one:
What's the difference between an AT-ST and a stromtrooper?
One's an Imperial walker, the other's a walking Imperial.
*Groan*

 

Heh ... that's actually quite funny ... from a certain point of view.

 

Why did the Anakin cross the road?

 

Mojo: To get to the Dark Side.



Get it? Dark Side? A ha ha ha ha ha ha..


..ha...ha...he.he..heh..ho..ha..um...






Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Why were most people on Tattooine moisture farmers?





'cuz they wanted their dewback.




ugh!!!!!!!! Someone hit me in the head!

 

*hits Mojo in the head*


Happy?







Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Why did GL need Frank Oz to participate in his films?





Rights to Snuffy-fodder
(heya Bird!)


cough-cough ... hehe, hehe, hehhhhhh, ugh ....

 

I didn't get the last one.

 

A child Vader writes into a children's programme:

Dear Presenter,
I hope you like my pictures. They're not all finished yet. The square and triangle's need a litle work but the circle is now complete.

Now, is that not a true SW geek joke?

 

I didn't get the last one.

You mean the dewback one?

Moisture Farmer, MOIST

DEWback, DEW (water stuff that you get in the morning)

 

No, he means the snuffy fodder one. The Weenie doesnt get it either.

 

Luke: Leia, I must leave.
Leia: Leave? Why?
Luke: Because...Darth Vader is my father.
Leia: Your father?!
Luke: Yes, and I know what he is getting me for Christmas.
Leia: For Christmas?
Luke: Yes,...I have felt his presents

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, that was bad!

 

I know

 

SNUFFY

Snuffleupagus = Bantha

geez ...




It was supposed to be bad people ...

 

Ki-Adi-Mundi shows up late to a council meeting.

WINDU: What took you so long?
MUNDI: I was in a battle.
YODA: Unlikely, that is. Wars not make one late.

*groooooaaaaaaan*

 

Ouch!!!

 

Where do Gun-Gas keep there cookies?
















In a Jar-Jar


I know...really lame

 

Obi-wan and Luke are having lunch in a Chinese resturant. 30 minutes later Obi-wan is finished but Luke can't figure out his chopsticks and has made a complete mess. Obi-wan looks over at Luke and says...

"Use the forks, Luke"

 

...

...

...I am in pain.

 

What do you get when you cross Jabba the Hutt and Jennifer Lopez?




Jenna the Butt.

 

I just thought of this joke please be kind.

Why did the Rancor spit out the wookie?
















Because it was Chewy!

 

Why would Micheal Jackson fits so well in the SW universe??




Because he's the only person who could make Luke look more manly