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JCC STD's and You!!!

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth_Smelly, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. Darth_Smelly

    Darth_Smelly Jedi Padawan star 4

    Mar 29, 2004
    Please post any and all STD's you've either contracted or given to someone else.
    Also, please state your favorite.

    Anal Herpes FTW!
  2. TahiriVeilaSolo69

    TahiriVeilaSolo69 Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Sep 27, 2002
  3. ZanderSolo

    ZanderSolo Jedi Master star 3

    May 18, 2007
    Never received or given any, but for some reason I love when my courses have an emphasis on both Herpes(all strains) and HIV/AIDS. The mechanism of the latter is fun to try out-think/ think of a way to inhibit its proliferation. Have only failed so far though in thinking of a way to combat it myself.
  4. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

    Apr 3, 2002
    I have never had an STD even though I have been to the Philipines!
  5. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

    Apr 17, 2006
    Correct usage of apostrophes and you!

    WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Knight star 4

    Dec 16, 2010
    My friend and I were thinking about bad pick-up lines.
    "Have you ever had an STD?"
    "Do you want one?"
  7. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Mar 19, 1999
    Do crabs count? I know pubic lice are technically an external parasite, not a disease.

    WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Knight star 4

    Dec 16, 2010
    They are classified as STDs, yes.
  9. TheShinyLightsaber

    TheShinyLightsaber Jedi Youngling star 1

    Sep 3, 2012
    Personally I like to calculate my standard deviations, but I don't share them, that would be cheating.

    You know someone *had* to say it...
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  10. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

    Nov 28, 2000
    I thought this was going to be another educational Carmen thread. :(
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  11. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

    Aug 23, 2009
    I remember in junior high sex ed, hearing about all the different kinds of STDs and their symptoms, and being like, "Blisters on your privates? " [face_sick]
  12. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

    Jul 20, 2008
    And then there was the classic followup:
    "When you have sex with someone, you are also having sex with everyone else they've had sex with."

    Which made half the class faint. The other half were all like "ORGY!"