JCC STD's and You!!!

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth_Smelly, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. Darth_Smelly Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 29, 2004
    star 4
    Please post any and all STD's you've either contracted or given to someone else.
    Also, please state your favorite.

    Anal Herpes FTW!
  2. TahiriVeilaSolo69 Force Ghost

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    Sep 27, 2002
    star 5
  3. ZanderSolo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 18, 2007
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    Never received or given any, but for some reason I love when my courses have an emphasis on both Herpes(all strains) and HIV/AIDS. The mechanism of the latter is fun to try out-think/ think of a way to inhibit its proliferation. Have only failed so far though in thinking of a way to combat it myself.
  4. VadersLaMent Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 3, 2002
    star 9
    I have never had an STD even though I have been to the Philipines!
  5. Lord Vivec Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2006
    star 7
    Correct usage of apostrophes and you!
  6. WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2010
    star 4
    My friend and I were thinking about bad pick-up lines.
    "Have you ever had an STD?"
    "No."
    "Do you want one?"
  7. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 19, 1999
    star 7
    Do crabs count? I know pubic lice are technically an external parasite, not a disease.
  8. WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2010
    star 4
    They are classified as STDs, yes.
  9. TheShinyLightsaber Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Sep 3, 2012
    star 1
    Personally I like to calculate my standard deviations, but I don't share them, that would be cheating.

    You know someone *had* to say it...
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  10. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Nov 28, 2000
    star 10
    I thought this was going to be another educational Carmen thread. :(
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  11. DantheJedi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 23, 2009
    star 5
    I remember in junior high sex ed, hearing about all the different kinds of STDs and their symptoms, and being like, "Blisters on your privates? " [face_sick]
  12. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 2008
    star 5
    And then there was the classic followup:
    "When you have sex with someone, you are also having sex with everyone else they've had sex with."

    Which made half the class faint. The other half were all like "ORGY!"