Please post any and all STD's you've either contracted or given to someone else. Also, please state your favorite. Anal Herpes FTW!
Never received or given any, but for some reason I love when my courses have an emphasis on both Herpes(all strains) and HIV/AIDS. The mechanism of the latter is fun to try out-think/ think of a way to inhibit its proliferation. Have only failed so far though in thinking of a way to combat it myself.
My friend and I were thinking about bad pick-up lines. "Have you ever had an STD?" "No." "Do you want one?"
Personally I like to calculate my standard deviations, but I don't share them, that would be cheating. You know someone *had* to say it...
I remember in junior high sex ed, hearing about all the different kinds of STDs and their symptoms, and being like, "Blisters on your privates? "
And then there was the classic followup: "When you have sex with someone, you are also having sex with everyone else they've had sex with." Which made half the class faint. The other half were all like "ORGY!"