Discussion in 'Community' started by Master_Jacen, Dec 21, 2012.
I'm not a Twilight virgin.
DAE patriarchy mansplaining die cis scum?
There's not a spot on my daughter's wall that's not occupied by a Twilight poster. She went to see the latest movie five times. I have bought her Twilight barbies, Twilight sneakers, Twilight bed sheets, the works.
The confession: I have never seen a Twilight movie.
Are you under the impression, for some reason, that I have ever been ashamed about owning up to consuming media that some people might not like? This is a Star Wars message board. You realize that, right? I went to Jonas Brothers concerts. You saw those threads, right? Are you confusing me with someone else?
I think you're a little tight wound today over Roper's obviously facetious comment.
again, are you confusing her with someone else?
I somehow missed that it was Roper
I've never been kissed.
Wait, you guys were all joking? Yeah me too.
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
I read Twillight just to see if it was as bad as people said it was. It wasn't. It was worse. If only there was a way to unread a book.
i don't think i've ever finished a book i hated. somehow though omega made it through the whole twilight series. i think he kinda liked it.
Yeah, I kind of agree... I can't see him shaking and sweating... grinding his teeth, and crying out in agony, "These books were a gift! Must. Not. Appear. Ungrateful. I will read.... god damn it... I will finish!!"
He was probably curled up, wearing a snuggie, a bowl of kettle corn and a half gallon of chocolate milk on his left, a box of kleenex and a bottle of xanax on his right, marathoning through the series.
well, this is mildly embarassing
Not really, means I can continue my collection.
I shot J.R. and killed Laura Palmer simultaneously.
I was flipping radio stations and stopped at....I stopped at a Hall And Oates tune and I...I listened to the entire song.
But that would mean...
I walked out of Star Wars episode Vll...
I'm the reason dinosaurs are extinct.
I'm George Lucas....and Batman.
I just watched a Barbra Streisand movie.
Not Guilt Trip?!
I miss Viper sometimes