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I see my family dead, across the floor of the bathroom, floor of the living room and the walls as well.
Then I wake up smiling.

What does it mean?

 

It has to do with your fear of success. You are afraid of being successful once and then not living up to future family expectations, so you want you family to be dead so you no longer have the pressure.

Either that or it is you subconsciousness telling you to kill your family for they piss you off royally.

 

My mom and I were going to go pick up this girl I like to go to a movie or something, so I had to call her and work it out- then suddenly I was in my room at the other house, commanding a fleet of Star Destroyers, knowing we were about to be attacked, and trying to turn the external floodlights on, but they wouldn't work.

 

Who are you and what have you done with Creepio?

 

I had a dream that they were serving Thrawn Happy Meals at McDonalds and I was being chased around by an angry horde of Chiss. What the hell does that mean?!

 

I can hear my mobile phone ringing.
I rush into my room, and pick it up off the floor to answer it.
Looking at the dispay - it's from my ex's house - an ex I never really got over.
When I answer it, the voice is a strange, mechanical one, it says-
"Who you are?"

Then I wake up....

 

I keep getting the one where I'm starring in a play or musical, and just as the curtains about to open, I realise I've never been to a rehearsal, and I don't know any lines or anything

 

I dreamed I was Harry Potter, except, I was in middle Earth. Was Gandalf my Grandpa, dad, or brother? No he was my "Froddo" whatever that means.frodo or frodo, we were fighting about it. Then we got into the Car, a car in middle Earth? to go to Disney World, Then I became James Bond, and there was a bond Girl, telling me what the bad guys in the front seat were saying to eachother secretly. She would say, It's a dirty lie. We boarded the roller coaster, and when we started going, they said something to eachothr. She said, "James, It's a dirty Lie" which meant they were speaking in code. We went down the tunnel an plunged down when my Dang alarm clock went off!

 

I had a dream where John Goodman was being attacked by a part dog part alligator in a creek. I tried to save him but then the creature attacked me. What does it mean?

 

Eaglejedi:

Obviously the part with the girl you like is about the girl you like. You dream about your mom becasue you feel you are ready to move away from your parents and become a man, but you feel stiffled and bound by their rules which also explains the part about having to make plans around everyone's schedules.

Plus I think there is a bit of the Oedipus thing going with you.

Now the part about Star Wars, you want to do something epic and heroic someday.

The Floodlights represent trying to find your way.

My advice...stick with the girl.

 

Silmarillion, who are you talking about?

 

AdmiralZaarin "I had a dream that they were serving Thrawn Happy Meals at McDonalds and I was being chased around by an angry horde of Chiss. What the hell does that mean?! "

Thrawn Happy meals is what you use to represent your fear and disgust of just how big Lucas has become and hpw you feel that all that is good and pure in the world can be corrupted by rampent commericialism.

McDonalds, represents your fear of ending up in a deadend job with no possiblity of advancement.

The horde of angry Chiss represents your overwhelming desire to please people (almost to a fault) and your fear of not pleasing.

 

"I can hear my mobile phone ringing.
I rush into my room, and pick it up off the floor to answer it.
Looking at the dispay - it's from my ex's house - an ex I never really got over.
When I answer it, the voice is a strange, mechanical one, it says-
"Who you are?" "

Terra, The phone represents your desire that your ex, the one you never got over, would call you or contact you. The mechanical voice is the cold hard hand of reality is telling you to move on.

My advice: try to move on.

 

Halibut: I keep getting the one where I'm starring in a play or musical, and just as the curtains about to open, I realise I've never been to a rehearsal, and I don't know any lines or anything

You're dreams are telling you to be a little more impulsive once in a while and to trust you instincts. Act from the gut occassionally.

My advice: stay away from getting a part in a play or musical though.

 

Okay...I have two

1. For a month I kept killing my best friend, why?

2. I was swimming in a lake with Cory and Shawn of Boy Meets World and all of a sudden, one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Alligators pulled Cory under, and Shawn told me to go get help, but when I got back with Topanga, the Ninja Alligators had eaten both of them...stupid, I know, but what does it mean?

 

Slimybug: "I dreamed I was Harry Potter, except, I was in middle Earth. Was Gandalf my Grandpa, dad, or brother? No he was my "Froddo" whatever that means.frodo or frodo, we were fighting about it. Then we got into the Car, a car in middle Earth? to go to Disney World, Then I became James Bond, and there was a bond Girl, telling me what the bad guys in the front seat were saying to eachother secretly. She would say, It's a dirty lie. We boarded the roller coaster, and when we started going, they said something to eachothr. She said, "James, It's a dirty Lie" which meant they were speaking in code. We went down the tunnel an plunged down when my Dang alarm clock went off! "

Harry Potter = your desire for a little more advnture in your life.
Gandalf/Frodo = You need for a mentor
Disneywolrd = Your need for a vacation or your need for a vacation.
Car = Your idea of how to change
You becoming James Bond = Your needing to take responsiblity
The Bond Girl = You're need for high quality companionship
Roller Coaster = You know you're life has it's ups and downs
"It's a Lie" = You know you have no control over a lot of things and you want to know more before making decisions.
Tunnel = The journey into the unknown.

My advice = Take control of your life.

 

HookLineandSinker "I had a dream where John Goodman was being attacked by a part dog part alligator in a creek. I tried to save him but then the creature attacked me. What does it mean?"

John Goodman is your desire to have a larger than life personality. The alligator is your ideal of reality squashing that dream. When you go in to save "john" reality attacks you trying to hold you down.

My advice = Develop the larger than life personality if you want.

 

JediASolo: "Okay...I have two

1. For a month I kept killing my best friend, why?

2. I was swimming in a lake with Cory and Shawn of Boy Meets World and all of a sudden, one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Alligators pulled Cory under, and Shawn told me to go get help, but when I got back with Topanga, the Ninja Alligators had eaten both of them...stupid, I know, but what does it mean? "

1) He knows you better than anyone else and by killing him , you once again become a little less well known. It's you desire for independence...unless he's just pissed you off royally. My advice: Don't kill him.

2) The boys represent growing up and the TMNT gators represent you desire to be a child again, carefree and without responiblity. The girl represents being an adult and the gators having eaten them totally means you really want to go back to being a kid, but having the girl there means you realize you can't get away from goriwng into an adult.

My advice = don't act like a little kid.

 

Gee thanks, Slacker, I reach the same conclusion about mine

 

Interesting. The first part I know is true... the second part is kinda too but I hadn't thought about that being behind the dream.

Okay, you should be able to do this one easy, seeing as how you were a soldier. I've had a number of dreams in the past where I'm some kind of soldier, whether it's American Revolution, World War II, or whatnot.
But when I go into battle, I find that I have no ammunition! (Or in the really bad ones, I have no gun) In one of those, though, I ended up fighting hand to hand, and punched this guy half to death.

Then I had one about being a soldier in Tibet, trying to make sure the lamas and monks escaped, and fighting the Chinese in a bunch of buildings. Funny thing was, in that one the gun actually worked. I used grenades as well.

 

-- Silmarillion, who are you talking about?

The original slacker, C Creepio, used to interpret dreams off-board. I think everyone turned out to be closet homosexuals, but you get that...

 

How come this isn't Valid in Utah?

 

I had a dream where I was instantainiously(sp) moved to China to a fancy place where there were tons of rich tourists that had really cool cars like a porshe and they were eating at some sort of fast food place with there family.

what does this mean?

 

I recently had a dream where my roommate and I were in a parking lot when a car (with no driver) went out of control and smashed into both of our cars. We then traveled a minute back in time, and I said, "Screw you, I'm moving my car!" When the driverless car went nuts again, only my roommate's car got hit because I'd moved mine to the back of the lot.

What does it mean?