It's true. For the low, low price of nothing, I, Just A Slacker, will read and interpret your dreams. I'm bored and at work until 5pm EST and need something to do. Keep in mind, my interpretations are not legally binding, and I accept not resposnibility for any accidental loss of property or life resulting from my dream reading and interpretations. All taxes are the resposnibility of the dreamer. Offer not valid in Utah.