Beyond - Legends Still Loving Jaina - 2010 Dare Challenge

Okay... this was my challenge....

 

"We?re still trying to figure out why Tionne thought releasing a death-metal album was a good thing...? Now that, I would pay to hear.

Talk about awkward for Tenel Ka.

This was amusing.

 

Jaina married to Isolder?!

Superb response to the Dare Challenge!

 

I would pay to hear Tionne's death metal album, too.

 

Loved that Great response to a difficult dare

 

This was Amazing! Loved how you showed how different the galaxy would have been without the vong wars.

 

FINALLY! *Does a dance and jumps up and down* *Ahem* Sorry. I've submitted this dare the past four/five years and it's finally done.

Maybe a liberty here or there, but it's still awesome. I love it, PonyTricks. Poor Jag, Kyp and Zekk... not. And I'd like to listen to Tionne's death-metal album, too.

 

Wow! This is some dare. Nicely done.

 

I had to feel sorry for poor Zekk. As if not being able to conceive wasn't bad enough, now his friends are going to be ribbing him about it!

And Jaina married to Isolder!!



Very nice twist!

Great response to the challenge

 

?My boys aren?t too hot.?

This is such a great satire of the EU, intentional or not ... x years later and all the hot boys are still mooning after Jaina. Great piece.

 

Isolder, eh? not too surprised

as for Raynar, cut him some slack! I like his goal of getting rich and would love those stock tips.

 

Absolutely awesomely done (and with a difficult dare!)

Poor boys still pining for Jaina

 

Hey, great viggie for the dare. Zekk and Lusa -- now there's a match I didn't see coming. Funny stuff!

 

Zekk turned a deep red. ?The problem is obvious. We?re not the same species.?

See, now you've got me wondering how. Because Lusa's a centaur, right?

?That would be Sithly behavior,? Tenel Ka told her husband, wagging a finger in his face. ?I won?t put up with being married to a Sith Lord.?

?Jacen, a Sith Lord?? Kyp laughed. ?Pull the other one.?

If you only knew, dearest Kyp.

"We?re still trying to figure out why Tionne thought releasing a death-metal album was a good thing...?

Tenel Ka shrugged. ?I guess those folk albums of hers aren?t selling too well.?

I can just see Winter on stage headbanging with that white hair of hers.

?Mustafar,? Jacen replied. ?I?ve heard it?s a great place for Jedi with big egos.?

Best line!!

?Oh, that?s right.? Kyp took a long swig of alcohol. ?I loved her more than you did.?

?No, I love her more.?

Kyp waved at the server droid. ?Bring us a few more ales. This is going to take a while.?

Priceless! They're like two kids in the sandbox.

"I had her first!"
"No, I did!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yuh-huh!"

 

Wow! Lots of readers!

FelsGoddess- Talk about awkward for Tenel Ka. - Of course, she doesn't have to be the Queen, so that might make up for it!

Jade_eyes- Jaina married to Isolder?!- It's just disgusting, isn't it?

SilSolo- as for Raynar, cut him some slack! I like his goal of getting rich and would love those stock tips. - Me, too! LOL!

earlybird-obi-wan- Thanks !

Raphire- Loved how you showed how different the galaxy would have been without the vong wars- Yes, it could have been a lot of fun, if all those evil profic writers wouldn't have killed off most of the characters.

RK_Striker_JK_5 - So YOU'RE the guilty party! I've submitted this dare the past four/five years and it's finally done- Which shows just how evil your plot bunny was... Poor Jag, Kyp and Zekk... not- LOL! No, you can't feel too sorry for those guys.

MiralukaJedi- Thank you!

KELIA- As if not being able to conceive wasn't bad enough, now his friends are going to be ribbing him about it!- And it might not even be his fault!

Lady_Tahiri- x years later and all the hot boys are still mooning after Jaina- Yes, they are. And probably will be for the rest of their lives.

GeneralKenobi7 - Poor boys still pining for Jaina - I'm thinking it's those Solo pheromones.

Jedi-2B- Zekk and Lusa -- now there's a match I didn't see coming- hehe. I'm twisted, that's for sure.

Ceillean- See, now you've got me wondering how. Because Lusa's a centaur, right?- Yup. That's gotta be a challenge. I can just see Winter on stage headbanging with that white hair of hers. - It's enough to give one nightmares.

 

Finally! I have waited forever for someone to do something with Lusa and Zekk.

It would make things difficult but sometimes difficult can be fun!

Lol I loved the image of Tionne in a rock concert!

 

ROFL! I love how Jaina is the Queen Mother *grin*

This was a lot of fun; nicely done!

 

Ooooh, I fear that shipper squabbling will never die. All three of them are making quite a scene.

OMG Isolder? Ewwwww. Dark Journey made my eyes bug out of my head. How dismaying to see the though come up yet again. Poor Teneniel in that speeder accident. Poor Jaina for picking up the slack. That really will be an argument still going thirty years later.

 

HelloKitty- I have waited forever for someone to do something with Lusa and Zekk. - LOL! Glad I could oblige!

Jade_Max - I love how Jaina is the Queen Mother *grin*- Sometimes those evil profic books give me bad, bad ideas.

Bri_Windstar- I fear that shipper squabbling will never die. All three of them are making quite a scene.- They'll be old and gray before they get over Jaina. Dark Journey made my eyes bug out of my head. How dismaying to see the though come up yet again.- This Dare Challenge triple-dog-dared me.

 

This is hysterical. I love that Lusa and Zekk are married (still trying to picture that one). And Jacen's mother-in-law is his sister......???? Oh, brilliant!

Great job!

 

divapilot - Jacen's mother-in-law is his sister......???? - Sorta boggles the mind, doesn't it?

 

This was just what I needed...

So how did Lusa and Zekk end up together?

 

Jaina and Isolder? I bet Han must have had a fit! Though I'm sure those pesky Hapans age very gracefully...

 

Yup, Han must have had a huge fit! Still, it seems like a Jaina solution....

Step mother-in-law, sister-in-law, step mother, twin sister, all wrapped up in one person. How confusing!!!

You know I love it!

 

DaenaBenJen42- So how did Lusa and Zekk end up together?- That will be one of the galaxy?s big mysteries of life.

Golden_Jedi- Though I'm sure those pesky Hapans age very gracefully- Yup! When he?s eighty years old, his long locks will still be thick and golden.

dm1- Han must have had a huge fit! Still, it seems like a Jaina solution- It was lucky it didn?t cause him to have a heart-attack! LOL! And I fixed my confusing sentence here, too!