Stjärnornas Krig-skämt

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  1. Ms_Kenobi Jedi Knight

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    Feb 22, 2002
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    Varför korsade kycklingen vägen? :)

    LANDO:
    Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!

    WEDGE:
    My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?

    GREEDO: Oota-Goota chicken?


    :)
  2. Jedi-W Jedi Master

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    Mar 14, 2002
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    Varför korsade kycklingen vägen?

    C3-PO: Oh my, I really don't understand these chickens some times!

    AMIDALA: Honorable representatives of the Republic, I come before you to put a stop to this chicken.

    DEXTER: That depended on the size of his pocket book.

    :D
  3. Maladour-Fei Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 17, 2000
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    Varför korsade kycklingen vägen?

    C-3PO: Chickens are known to make mistakes... from time to time...
  4. Jedi-W Jedi Master

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    Mar 14, 2002
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    Varför korsade kycklingen vägen?

    WATTO:
    It would be cheaper to buy a whole new chicken I think hmmm?

    HAN:
    Do you think a chicken like her and a guy like me...

    ANAKIN:
    Excuse me, I'm in charge of the chickens here!

    OBI-WAN:
    I used to know your chicken, he was a fine road crosser already when I first met him.

    OWEN LARS:
    We go into Anchorhead and have that chickens head erazed and that will be the end of it!

    CHICKEN:
    I want to go home and rethink my life...

    :D
  5. Vargman77 Jedi Master

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    Mar 18, 2002
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    "CHICKEN:
    I want to go home and rethink my life... "

    Där har vi lösningen på problemet om varför... :) Well done Jedi-W...
  6. Jedi-W Jedi Master

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    Mar 14, 2002
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    He he, du är mer klarsynt än jag, såg det inte själv först [face_bugar-för-högt-IQ]

    :D
  7. Zaphod Beeblebrox Jedi Master

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    Det sägs att Episode III ska bli mycket mycket mörkare.

    Låt oss skämta om det.



    Yoda - "Hard to see everything is!"
  8. swedish_yoda Jedi Knight

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    May 8, 2002
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    Varför korsade inte Vader vägen?
    .................................
    För han ville inte riskera att gå på dom ljusa sträcken.... [face_laugh]
  9. swedish_yoda Jedi Knight

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    May 8, 2002
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    Yoda: Hard to see in the dark it is

    Cloudly hes storm trooper is!
  10. Lars_Muul Chosen One

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    Oct 2, 2000
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    "Hard to see everything is!"

    [face_laugh]

    Den här då:

    Vad säger Göteborgska Star Wars-fans när de blir retade?



    - Jeddaj!
  11. Zaphod Beeblebrox Jedi Master

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  12. Ms_Kenobi Jedi Knight

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    Feb 22, 2002
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    öööhhhhh... :confused:

    *Fattar ingenting*
  13. Lars_Muul Chosen One

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    Oct 2, 2000
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    Men du bor kanske inte i Götet?
  14. Ms_Kenobi Jedi Knight

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    Feb 22, 2002
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    Nein det gör jag inte...
    Fattar man det bätter om man bor där?
  15. Lars_Muul Chosen One

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    Oct 2, 2000
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    Vet inte. Jag menade iaf att man.... Ska nog inte förklara, förresten, det tar liksom udden ur skämtet ;)
  16. Ms_Kenobi Jedi Knight

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    Feb 22, 2002
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    Varför korsade kycklingen vägen?

    UNCLE OWEN:
    I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.

    HAN: It's going closer to one of this big roads
    LEIA & C-3PO: Closer?!

    LANDO: Head back to the other side! And see if you can get a few of
    those chicken to follow you.

  17. J_a_w_a Jedi Knight

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    Mar 14, 2002
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    Ms_Kenobi om du läser Lars_Muuls skämt sakta så finner du nog lösningen ;)
  18. Obi Anne FF admin Celebrations, Europe

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    Vet ni vad Yoda fiskade på Dagobah?


    Jedda.
  19. OB3 Jedi Knight

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    Mar 11, 2002
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    Count Dooku (Dooku såpornas mästare) kommer bli årets Big Brother!
    Grymt Fett att Jango och Boba
    också ska vara med!
    Förra omgången var då Obi vann!
    Yo da så va de(r)!
  20. Leto Jedi Master

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    Feb 19, 2002
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    La in den här länken på godmorgon tråden men den passar nog bättre här

    Star Wars tumteater

  21. Swedish_Jedi Jedi Master

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    Jul 15, 2002
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    om ni vill läsa star wars skämt så rekommenderar jag starkt att ni går in på en poll som ligger på star wars films, original trilogy. pollen heter "jettison, jettison...(script humor)"
  22. Zaphod Beeblebrox Jedi Master

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    Hur vet man att man är för tjock på Tattooine?

























    Folk ropar "Bantha" efter en!
  23. Vargman77 Jedi Master

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    Mar 18, 2002
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    Vad har de istället för kaffe o avec på Tatooine?







    Jabba The Hutt
    (Jabba-Te + hutt)
  24. Zaphod Beeblebrox Jedi Master

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    Aug 26, 1999
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    It-nojan sprider sig till en galax långt långt bort:
    @-@
  25. Lars_Muul Chosen One

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    Oct 2, 2000
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    [face_laugh]

    Det är inte svårt att förstå varför isen på Kamino smälte....
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