(Stolen from EUC) Things your favorite Star Wars characters don't want you to know about them...

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  1. Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master

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    Janson: Really has a thing for Ewoks.

    Tyco: Liked being under suspicion, he got more chics that way via pity than he ever could with his regular stony attitude.

    Klivian: Addicted to Bacta.

    Wedge: Wishes he was a Jedi, plays with toy lightsabres in his room when no one's around.
  2. CommanderSesfan Force Ghost

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    Corran: Has a special giant warehouse to keep his ego in.

    (for all you Corran fans <cough> Mazzara <cough>)
  3. Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master

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    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my lighsabres will cut you a new one.
  4. CommanderSesfan Force Ghost

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  5. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    padme's already married
  6. Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that screws up my life plans....

    Anakin, proud owner of an official Barbie Comforter Doll, styled after Senator Padme....

    Obi-Wan, grew a beard ecause he was sick of his compatriots calling him sonny and kiddo.
  7. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    luke is an open homosexual
  8. CommanderSesfan Force Ghost

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    Jango Fett didn't hit puberty until he turned 25. His voice still occasionally.
  9. Saberpilot Jedi Master

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    Boba Fett had an Oedipal complex at one point.. (j/k.. ^_^)

    Mara Jade dies her hair red- it's originally brown.

    Jaina Solo.. (gasp) prefers Y-wings!! (GASP!!)
  10. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    yoda is................................a fake
  11. Thaddeus_Walters Jedi Knight

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    Admiral Ackbar is a chef at a Red Lobster.
  12. Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master

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    R2-D2 has a drinking problem.
  13. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    mazzara! you stole that from beneath the dome! oh well! i'll follow suit

    he also had a problem with women
  14. Saberpilot Jedi Master

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    C-3PO had a love affair with IG-88
  15. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    unbeknownst to him anakin was not the father :eek:
  16. CommanderSesfan Force Ghost

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    Wedge: Is secretly the most powerful Jedi in the Galaxy, but maskes his power to make Luke and all the others feel better about themselves.
  17. Thaddeus_Walters Jedi Knight

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    Anakin Skywalker also had a younger son: Corran Horn!
  18. Saberpilot Jedi Master

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    Qui-gon was Anakin's daddy.. ^_~
  19. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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    mon mothma was his sister
  20. CommanderSesfan Force Ghost

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  21. Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master

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    Shmi was only sold to Watto due to her poor performances for the Hutt....
  22. CommanderSesfan Force Ghost

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    Mara Jade dyes her hair.
  23. jangoboy71 Jedi Master

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  24. Saberpilot Jedi Master

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    I said that earlier.. oh well..

    Ghent likes pokemon. ^_~
  25. Thaddeus_Walters Jedi Knight

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    Mace Windu is Lando Calrissian.
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