(Stolen from EUC) Things your favorite Star Wars characters don't want you to know about them...

Janson: Really has a thing for Ewoks.

Tyco: Liked being under suspicion, he got more chics that way via pity than he ever could with his regular stony attitude.

Klivian: Addicted to Bacta.

Wedge: Wishes he was a Jedi, plays with toy lightsabres in his room when no one's around.

 

Corran: Has a special giant warehouse to keep his ego in.

(for all you Corran fans <cough> Mazzara <cough>)

 

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my lighsabres will cut you a new one.

 

Ha

 

padme's already married

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that screws up my life plans....

Anakin, proud owner of an official Barbie Comforter Doll, styled after Senator Padme....

Obi-Wan, grew a beard ecause he was sick of his compatriots calling him sonny and kiddo.

 

luke is an open homosexual

 

Jango Fett didn't hit puberty until he turned 25. His voice still occasionally.

 

Boba Fett had an Oedipal complex at one point.. (j/k.. ^_^)

Mara Jade dies her hair red- it's originally brown.

Jaina Solo.. (gasp) prefers Y-wings!! (GASP!!)

 

yoda is................................a fake

 

Admiral Ackbar is a chef at a Red Lobster.

 

R2-D2 has a drinking problem.

 

mazzara! you stole that from beneath the dome! oh well! i'll follow suit

he also had a problem with women

 

C-3PO had a love affair with IG-88

 

unbeknownst to him anakin was not the father

 

Wedge: Is secretly the most powerful Jedi in the Galaxy, but maskes his power to make Luke and all the others feel better about themselves.

 

Anakin Skywalker also had a younger son: Corran Horn!

 

Qui-gon was Anakin's daddy.. ^_~

 

mon mothma was his sister

 

That's so gross

 

Shmi was only sold to Watto due to her poor performances for the Hutt....

 

Mara Jade dyes her hair.

 

on her arms

 

I said that earlier.. oh well..

Ghent likes pokemon. ^_~

 

Mace Windu is Lando Calrissian.