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JCC [stomach punch]My Wife Has Left and Taken My Children With Her

Discussion in 'Community' started by Diggy , Mar 13, 2015.

  1. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    She's gone to visit her Aunt until late tomorrow. So should this temporary bachelor call a few hookers and sniff cocaine off their breasts? Perhaps have phone sex with a fellow JCer. Or...binge watch The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt?
     
  2. vin

    vin Chosen One star 6

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    Oh I thought this was legit like last time.
     
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  3. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    [face_batting]
     
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  4. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Hey baby.
     
  5. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Did I say something untrue or illegitimate?
     
  6. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    And do the sex robot voice
     
  7. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Sorry, but it costs me $1.50 a minute on my cell to call the UK. It's why I bought my parents an iPad. FaceTime, baby!
     
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  8. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Force Ghost star 7

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    Bananas and Blow.
     
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  9. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Kimmy Schmidt for free. Loved the first episode.
     
  10. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Force Ghost star 6

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    Hookers and blow is always the first and only answer for situations like this. Accept no substitutes.
     
  11. zigazigahh

    zigazigahh Jedi Master star 1

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    OH MY GOD I HATE YOU.
     
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  12. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Oh Kyle's harmless.
     
  13. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    Looks like this place has become a midlife crisis self-help board.
     
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  14. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Not really... if you read the opening post, you'll see that the thread title was a joke, man.
     
  15. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    Yes. This.
     
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  16. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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  17. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    use this opportunity to pack your bags and leave them too. then you'll be a permanent bachelor and have time to do all those things and more.
     
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  18. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    harps it was the opening post that made me post that, actually.
     
  19. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Then you make no sense.
     
  20. zigazigahh

    zigazigahh Jedi Master star 1

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    Obviously the first place to go when your wife leaves you is the JC.
     
  21. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Of course.
     
  22. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    if you're looking for some fun tonight i can hook you up. i know some people.
     
  23. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Sure, hook me up.
     
  24. SithSense

    SithSense Force Ghost star 4

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    Nah, nevermind.
     
  25. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Diggy Why not paint some Easter eggs? Better early than never!