MERRY "TALK LIKE A PIRATE" DAY! ARR!
Discussion in 'Community' started by Bender666, Nov 12, 2012.
This documentary aims to answer that question:
Thoughts? Theories? Confusion?
Of course Stonehenge was real.
It was a pagan sacrificial altar site where naked virgin girls were scarified to our reptilian alien overlords.
(We're through the looking glass here, people.....)
stonhange is significant because each stone has an ancient robocop sealed inside. they were part of a global army commanded by the pharaohs, and were extremely loyal and effective for a time. they were eventually retired from duty because they began to malfunction and rebel against their egyptian masters. stonehand is one of several such sites around the world where this once grand army was laid to rest.
Is that Timecube?
Stonehenge was only a prop. I posit the following: what's easier to make, a massive stone structure in the time before recorded history, or a 20" stage prop in the 1980s? The latter, of course. By Occam's Razor, we deduce that Stonehenge was a prop, Q.E.D.
Sadly no. But it's what Stonehenge is for.
Stonehenge is one of the biggest henges ever built. No one has ever built a henge like it since. No one knows what the **** a henge is.
Before Stonehenge there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge. But the big bad wolf came and blew them down and the three little piggies were relocated to the project.
Damn You could've led me on.
Not buying it.
It's a cheap imitation of Carhenge but made out of stone instead. The British can't afford dentists and they can't afford cars to make replica of Carhenge so they made using stone and hoped nobody would notice.
One year since Nigel Tufnel day.
Finally some evidence. They are so cute when they're young.
I found this alleged photo of alleged Stonehenge in my flickr with the remark "Overrated." What does it mean?!
In ancient times...
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people... the Druids
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Hewn into the living rock... Of Stonehenge
Building a henge are we? That's a fantastic idea.
There aren't any hinges on the damn thing at all!
Perhaps that's just two birds or something, but it looks very much like in the (relative) foreground of the shot, there is someone wearing brown boots that is otherwise camouflaged into the stone pillar behind her. Could these be one of the original builders of the structure?
Stonehenge is obviously the cage that the aliens used in order to store Nessie for their space zoo.
Here's a photo of people queuing in an orderly fashion to be eaten by Nessie:
So selfless, so brave. I am complete.
Of course Stonehenge is real. It was an observatory so that the ancient people of Britain could know when to plant their crops, etc. Summer solstice, winter solstice, spring equinox and fall equinox were calculated by the sun hitting the stones at a certain time of year. Darn, that sounds like a line out of Raiders!