JCC Stonehenge: Did it exist, or was it just a poorly orchestrated stage prop?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Bender666, Nov 12, 2012.

  1. Bender666 Jedi Master

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    This documentary aims to answer that question:





    Thoughts? Theories? Confusion?
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  2. thesevegetables Jedi Grand Master

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    Of course Stonehenge was real.
  3. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    It was a pagan sacrificial altar site where naked virgin girls were scarified to our reptilian alien overlords.

    (We're through the looking glass here, people.....)
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  4. solojones Chosen One

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  5. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    stonhange is significant because each stone has an ancient robocop sealed inside. they were part of a global army commanded by the pharaohs, and were extremely loyal and effective for a time. they were eventually retired from duty because they began to malfunction and rebel against their egyptian masters. stonehand is one of several such sites around the world where this once grand army was laid to rest.
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  6. Bender666 Jedi Master

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  7. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Stonehenge was only a prop. I posit the following: what's easier to make, a massive stone structure in the time before recorded history, or a 20" stage prop in the 1980s? The latter, of course. By Occam's Razor, we deduce that Stonehenge was a prop, Q.E.D.
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  8. solojones Chosen One

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    Sadly no. But it's what Stonehenge is for.
  9. Mar17swgirl Chosen One

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    Stonehenge is one of the biggest henges ever built. No one has ever built a henge like it since. No one knows what the **** a henge is.

    Before Stonehenge there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge. But the big bad wolf came and blew them down and the three little piggies were relocated to the project.
  10. Bender666 Jedi Master

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    Damn :( You could've led me on.
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  11. Bender666 Jedi Master

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    Not buying it.
  12. Kyle Katarn Chosen One

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    It's a cheap imitation of Carhenge but made out of stone instead. The British can't afford dentists and they can't afford cars to make replica of Carhenge so they made using stone and hoped nobody would notice.

    [IMG]
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  14. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    11/11/12

    One year since Nigel Tufnel day.
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  16. Bender666 Jedi Master

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    Finally some evidence. They are so cute when they're young.
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  17. solojones Chosen One

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    I found this alleged photo of alleged Stonehenge in my flickr with the remark "Overrated." What does it mean?!

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  18. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    In ancient times...
    Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
    Lived a strange race of people... the Druids

    No one knows who they were or what they were doing
    But their legacy remains
    Hewn into the living rock... Of Stonehenge
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  19. halibut Chosen One

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    Building a henge are we? That's a fantastic idea.
  20. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    There aren't any hinges on the damn thing at all!
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  21. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Perhaps that's just two birds or something, but it looks very much like in the (relative) foreground of the shot, there is someone wearing brown boots that is otherwise camouflaged into the stone pillar behind her. Could these be one of the original builders of the structure?
  22. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Stonehenge is obviously the cage that the aliens used in order to store Nessie for their space zoo.
  23. Everton Chosen One

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    Here's a photo of people queuing in an orderly fashion to be eaten by Nessie:

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  24. Coruscant Force Ghost

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    So selfless, so brave. I am complete. [face_love]
  25. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Force Ghost

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    Of course Stonehenge is real. It was an observatory so that the ancient people of Britain could know when to plant their crops, etc. Summer solstice, winter solstice, spring equinox and fall equinox were calculated by the sun hitting the stones at a certain time of year. Darn, that sounds like a line out of Raiders!