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JCC Stonehenge: Did it exist, or was it just a poorly orchestrated stage prop?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Bender666, Nov 12, 2012.

  1. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    This documentary aims to answer that question:





    Thoughts? Theories? Confusion?
     
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  2. thesevegetables

    thesevegetables Jedi Knight star 4

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    Of course Stonehenge was real.
     
  3. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    It was a pagan sacrificial altar site where naked virgin girls were scarified to our reptilian alien overlords.

    (We're through the looking glass here, people.....)
     
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  4. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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  5. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    stonhange is significant because each stone has an ancient robocop sealed inside. they were part of a global army commanded by the pharaohs, and were extremely loyal and effective for a time. they were eventually retired from duty because they began to malfunction and rebel against their egyptian masters. stonehand is one of several such sites around the world where this once grand army was laid to rest.
     
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  6. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    Is that Timecube?
     
  7. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Stonehenge was only a prop. I posit the following: what's easier to make, a massive stone structure in the time before recorded history, or a 20" stage prop in the 1980s? The latter, of course. By Occam's Razor, we deduce that Stonehenge was a prop, Q.E.D.
     
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  8. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    Sadly no. But it's what Stonehenge is for.
     
  9. Mar17swgirl

    Mar17swgirl Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Stonehenge is one of the biggest henges ever built. No one has ever built a henge like it since. No one knows what the **** a henge is.

    Before Stonehenge there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge. But the big bad wolf came and blew them down and the three little piggies were relocated to the project.
     
  10. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    Damn :( You could've led me on.
     
  11. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    Not buying it.
     
  12. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    It's a cheap imitation of Carhenge but made out of stone instead. The British can't afford dentists and they can't afford cars to make replica of Carhenge so they made using stone and hoped nobody would notice.

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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  14. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    11/11/12

    One year since Nigel Tufnel day.
     
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  15. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    Finally some evidence. They are so cute when they're young.
     
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  17. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    I found this alleged photo of alleged Stonehenge in my flickr with the remark "Overrated." What does it mean?!

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    In ancient times...
    Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
    Lived a strange race of people... the Druids

    No one knows who they were or what they were doing
    But their legacy remains
    Hewn into the living rock... Of Stonehenge
     
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  19. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Building a henge are we? That's a fantastic idea.
     
  20. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    There aren't any hinges on the damn thing at all!
     
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  21. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    Perhaps that's just two birds or something, but it looks very much like in the (relative) foreground of the shot, there is someone wearing brown boots that is otherwise camouflaged into the stone pillar behind her. Could these be one of the original builders of the structure?
     
  22. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Stonehenge is obviously the cage that the aliens used in order to store Nessie for their space zoo.
     
  23. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

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    Here's a photo of people queuing in an orderly fashion to be eaten by Nessie:

    [​IMG]
     
  24. Coruscant

    Coruscant Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    So selfless, so brave. I am complete. [face_love]
     
  25. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi

    Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    Of course Stonehenge is real. It was an observatory so that the ancient people of Britain could know when to plant their crops, etc. Summer solstice, winter solstice, spring equinox and fall equinox were calculated by the sun hitting the stones at a certain time of year. Darn, that sounds like a line out of Raiders!