JCC Stop the beards

2014: The year of the beards




2015: The year of the beards getting too long!



Most hipsters are cropping them and everything but the beards are becoming oversized goatees. This is fashion run amok, people. It's time to put a stop to the beards!

 

For a second I misread the title as "Stop the Boards" and was like "I try but they keep posting!"

 

Is heels1785 my beard, or am I his?

 

But! But..!

 

Beards can be great, but I don't dig the Rutherford B. Hayes look.

 

I'm starting one for charity next week.

 

I'd shave my goddamn beard off if I could get my name back before August.



But, yeah, beards are cool.

 

neckbeard =/= real beard tho

 

Tunes keeps his beard cropped, I believe. He's alright. Not sure about his brother.

If Prenn gets here though, I'll want a word.

 

Seriously, how do beardos enjoy soup?

 

Um, for delicious hours afterwards?

 

Never reheat old soup. Yes, it's not just a metaphor.

 

I hope you guys understand what you've started. This thread is now going to become a sexy boi prenn man beard appreciation thread. Stay away if you hate other glorious things like freedom or a fine whiskey.

 

here is my post softball beard from last night. All the girls love me.

 

Not just the girls...

 

Yep, that's the expression of a bearded man attempting to appreciate good chowder.

 

i think itll be a while before i go beardless again, (shaving errors notwithstanding... occassionally i **** up trimming and wind up shaving it all off and starting over)

 

this is my beard when I was trying to figure out how to work a selfie stick. Look at it. It's glorious.

 

you sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

 

I keep mine clippered at a 3 each week, because of the whole office thing. But in summer, the golden blonde hairs catch the sunlight and show to the whole world my glorious Germanic heritage.

 

Don't tell me how to live my life!

 

I've been a beard lover for a looooong time (it's Kurt Russell's fault. Once I saw MacReady I could not turn back.)

For me, beards are like sporting long hair or shaving your head bald: Facial hair does not fit every man. As much as I am delighted with the trend, I've seen a lot of guys whom I think should shave.

Now mustaches alone... that's tricky.

(If I were a guy, I'd definitely have a beard though.)

 

OH HEY HERES A LITTLE JUST SNAPPED GYM BEARD FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT