Stop what you're doing right now

Naughty boy

 

Sounds ok to me.

 

I blame the wine....And the fact that it was only the 3rd time we had met and our first time out together.

I thought she would just laugh and say not tonight or somefink along those lines. Instead I got the look.

 

Not, the look!.


I love Essex women. They're great. Makes life much less, er ,complicated.

 

You know when you put your advert in the local paper, did you not specify that your date should have a GSOH?

Really...I woulda laughed...unless of course you looked like John Merricks twin brother...er actually no, strike that...I probably woulda laughed then too

 

yeah it wouldn't have worked. she had no GSOH.

 

She musta left it @ home in the cupboard under the sink

 

I think judging a girl by the car she drives is really shallow. I mean, yes, the GSOH handles better than the GTI, but it's sluggish in the lower gears and the fuel consumption is appalling.

 

lol. Well I didn't say I wasn't shallow.

 

Actually Chet..I think that was quite acceptable, which mean's she hasn't got a sense of humour...

 

Hmmm... guess she wasn't as forward as you thought she might be. Still, if you never ask, you never get...

 

Or, in Chet's case, "ask all you want, you still won't get".

 

LOL. barsteward.

 

Maybe you should start off by asking for small things next time...like a pickled onion, say...

 

I've had those kind of incidents..and if someone doesn't get my humour then what's the point..unless it's just for sex with no commitment

 

I completely agree. No humour no point. Unless there's hot sex behind the scout hut involved

//coughs

 

That's what Chet was hoping for, but the scouts are all wise to his tricks by now.

 

And I've heard they've been put off by rumours of his vera tiny woggle

 

LMAO

And his three-fingered "dib dib dib".

 

// vomits

I've heard he was in the Pink Flamigo patrol too

 

Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet.

shakes head

Dude, send her flowers with a nice little apology.

 

he hee hee hee he!!

This was bound to happen. You said some weird things to her last week as well, but she still went out with you again which is nice of her. why didn't you just spill something on your trousers and ask to dry off in her room!

 

What did he say last week?

'I really like the size of your tits?'

 

You've said weird things to her before?! What are you, some kind of closet freak?! What'd you say?

 

well last week he asked to go up to her room!!
so I suppose this time it was ok to ask to see another part of the hotel!