Stop what you're doing right now

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Wormie2, Feb 6, 2002.

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  1. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    Well I suppose what I was getting at was "get to know her" before "get to know her body" ;) :p

    Good luck with that Phil...
  2. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    > Well I suppose what I was getting at was "get to know her" before "get to know her body"

    Why?
  3. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    thank you mat. I will take on these words of wisdom and hopefully my luck will change.
  4. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    TTG are you what they refer to in the sunday glossies as a ladette..

    Because your words are very inspiring

    Chet listening to lessons of love from Mayhem?

    Don't be a bloody fool!!!



    :D
  5. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    Laff :p

    Yeah I'm wondering too what's going on. Anyhow, to be honest, it really depends on the kind of girl she is. If TTG is really true to life, then Chet would probably get somewhere with what he said last night ;)
  6. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Sorry no points Mayhem for stating the obvious :p
  7. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL

    I don't think I qualify as a ladette...I'm far too small to drink pints and look nothing like Zoe Ballbag, praise the lor'

  8. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah I'm wondering too what's going on

    well, i obviously went wrong yesterday, so I want to hear a different perspective. It sounds like good advice so I'll give it a whirl.
  9. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Good luck for Sunday Phill.

    Keep us posted :)
  10. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    TTG: Question : do you scare men ( with your liberal attitude ) into bed..or do you drug them..? :p
  11. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    yeah phill good luck. still gotta sort out a few details for the valentines singles bash. as soon as i do, i'll pm you the details. oh and joyce will be there......
  12. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Mayhem, dahling, may I just say that being a slapper is far more amusing than being a tit. And thankfully *I'm* neither ;)

    LOL @ Arun. Why are you scared? Or drugged?

  13. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    ...give me ten minutes...
  14. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    ...as opposed to the usual three ;)
  15. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm including brushing my teeth ;)
  16. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Clean teeth...that's what I missed off the list earlier, dognamit...

    Things laydeez look for in a man...scalpel nails, a bad hat, a positive mentalist attitude and clean teeth

    In that case, take fifteen...you may aswell spray some soul glo on your hair-do too...but then...why mess with perfection...
  17. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    Its not real hair - check out the chinstrap.
  18. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Considering I'm of anglo saxon heritage..I think soul glo might give me the undesirable Ricky Butcher effect
  19. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    > Considering I'm of anglo saxon heritage..I think soul glo might give me the undesirable Ricky Butcher effect

    You mean Pam 'Pat Butcher' St Clements will start to get you up for work in the mornings?

    // runs screaming from the mental image
  20. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 22, 1999
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    I think listening you, Arun, would get Chet in about as much trouble as listening to Mat.
  21. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    But he'd have far more fun getting there...
  22. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Only if he enjoys dodging projectiles.
  23. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Well dodging projectiles might be preferable to trying to wake a laydee from a deep sleep ;)
  24. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    dodging projectiles is part of the morning fun. As is seeing them in a pub later and they decide to either try and slap you or start crying and tell everyone what a $h!t you are.......
  25. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    gives Chet a look of pity

    Alrighty then.
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