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Stop what you're doing right now

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Wormie2, Feb 6, 2002.

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  1. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well I suppose what I was getting at was "get to know her" before "get to know her body" ;) :p

    Good luck with that Phil...
     
  2. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    > Well I suppose what I was getting at was "get to know her" before "get to know her body"

    Why?
     
  3. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    thank you mat. I will take on these words of wisdom and hopefully my luck will change.
     
  4. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    TTG are you what they refer to in the sunday glossies as a ladette..

    Because your words are very inspiring

    Chet listening to lessons of love from Mayhem?

    Don't be a bloody fool!!!



    :D
     
  5. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Laff :p

    Yeah I'm wondering too what's going on. Anyhow, to be honest, it really depends on the kind of girl she is. If TTG is really true to life, then Chet would probably get somewhere with what he said last night ;)
     
  6. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sorry no points Mayhem for stating the obvious :p
     
  7. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    LOL

    I don't think I qualify as a ladette...I'm far too small to drink pints and look nothing like Zoe Ballbag, praise the lor'

     
  8. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Yeah I'm wondering too what's going on

    well, i obviously went wrong yesterday, so I want to hear a different perspective. It sounds like good advice so I'll give it a whirl.
     
  9. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Good luck for Sunday Phill.

    Keep us posted :)
     
  10. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    TTG: Question : do you scare men ( with your liberal attitude ) into bed..or do you drug them..? :p
     
  11. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    yeah phill good luck. still gotta sort out a few details for the valentines singles bash. as soon as i do, i'll pm you the details. oh and joyce will be there......
     
  12. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mayhem, dahling, may I just say that being a slapper is far more amusing than being a tit. And thankfully *I'm* neither ;)

    LOL @ Arun. Why are you scared? Or drugged?

     
  13. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    ...give me ten minutes...
     
  14. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    ...as opposed to the usual three ;)
     
  15. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    I'm including brushing my teeth ;)
     
  16. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Clean teeth...that's what I missed off the list earlier, dognamit...

    Things laydeez look for in a man...scalpel nails, a bad hat, a positive mentalist attitude and clean teeth

    In that case, take fifteen...you may aswell spray some soul glo on your hair-do too...but then...why mess with perfection...
     
  17. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Its not real hair - check out the chinstrap.
     
  18. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Considering I'm of anglo saxon heritage..I think soul glo might give me the undesirable Ricky Butcher effect
     
  19. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    > Considering I'm of anglo saxon heritage..I think soul glo might give me the undesirable Ricky Butcher effect

    You mean Pam 'Pat Butcher' St Clements will start to get you up for work in the mornings?

    // runs screaming from the mental image
     
  20. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    I think listening you, Arun, would get Chet in about as much trouble as listening to Mat.
     
  21. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    But he'd have far more fun getting there...
     
  22. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Only if he enjoys dodging projectiles.
     
  23. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Well dodging projectiles might be preferable to trying to wake a laydee from a deep sleep ;)
     
  24. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    dodging projectiles is part of the morning fun. As is seeing them in a pub later and they decide to either try and slap you or start crying and tell everyone what a $h!t you are.......
     
  25. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    gives Chet a look of pity

    Alrighty then.
     
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