Stop what you're doing right now

I don't mind it. And my work colleagues find it vera amusing.....

To be fair, I'm still friend with nearly all my ex girlfriends.

 

Deep sleep TTG?!

I guess you prefer more action to words then

Well most men would, but you trying finding girls like that around

 

I wish I never told you about the flying pots incident..

Look she was a nutcase..highly unstable in need of really therapy..I was wrong person for her at that moment in her life...

Her temper tanturms were legendry...and our break up was messy to say the least...

But she is the same person who sent me on Saturday a birthday card asking if i would like to meet for a drink...

So I reckon that's 2 nil to me..

 

And whose to say I was refering to that?

My, we are defensive today!

 

I have no idea what you are talking about...

Scone anyone?

 

I'm making curry tonight - excellent, if I must say so myself.

I havent made scones in years. Must try that next.

 

Don't you dare dismiss like that, you big boob!

 

Sit down Beth...you're making a scene

 

It's what I do best. Although I've never thrown anything at anyone in public, I certainly have no problem raising my voice. And don't even try telling me you're all humble and quiet in public!

 

Apologies to everyone in the room...

'I'm so sorry...the poor dear is under a lot of stress at the moment..'

 

Be nice, children!

 

This is what dealing with people like Arun gets you.

 

No, this is what dealing with people like Wormie gets you.

 

//dances Sat Night fever style across office.

Guess who's meeting Joyce for dinner and a drink on Weds?

 

This is the Chinese Girl?

 

You see....she loved it really...

 

my office think she's mad for agreeing to meet me again and thinks she's a psycho. cool.

 

lol!!

 

It must be your animal magnetism OA...btw have you noticed you've got a horse sticking to your leg?

 

it's nota horse......















..it's a midget pony.

 

PIMP!!!!!

 

OAC - best of luck with Wednesday. By the sounds of it, she must have (wisely) put it down to the drink.

Which is a wonderful cop-out!

If all else fails - think of Ballet or Opera... Siegfried did not win Odette by being a boor!

Being friends is a good thing but it gets awfully complicated if the other party wants more and you're not prepared to give...

Been there done that too many times!

 

cheers becky.

 

OAC: She's obviously insane...stay clear..

Tell you what..give me her number and I'll ring her and tell her you can't make it...

..it's for the best...

 

It must be your animal magnetism OA...btw have you noticed you've got a horse sticking to your leg?

I thought you said he had a horse doing something else to his leg for a second there...