Atlantic Stories from Imperial Center - by Grand Moff LaPaire, and Darth Taitor

LOL!! Man, that was funny. That's when all the inflatable cushions got named Jessica! and the video camera, and the talk show, and the break up...lol...wow, who spiked our drinks that night??

 

yeah, im sure that someone did spike our drinks that night.... but the true funnyness of the night was... we have blackmail evidence towards mark... WE CAUGHT HIM ON CAMERA FEELING UP AN INFLATABLE COUCH CUSION AND MAKING OUT WITH IT!
we had a video camera... and im assuming that everyone else in the apt. grew bored... i really dont understand what happened... i was basically dragged into things that night... the whole thing ended up being a jerry springer type night. mark and tammy were dating... mark broke up with her for "jessica"... the couch cussion..., and low and behold... tammy throws something in that nearly made me poop... les hoh... les hoh hoh hoh! she told the "studio audience" that she was cheating on him anyways with me... (my thoughts.... why didnt i know this )... so yeah... i played along... sounding like a back woods of kentucky hillbilly, and said... hey baby... (and landed a smooch on her forehead... lol, teri and tammy both in unison just STARE at me, like.... what the crap just happened, and why the crap did you do that... all in one... and im standing in silence just like.... oops... lol... and... wheres the nearest hole.... that was an awkward VERY QUIET 4 seconds that seemed like a really long time.... lol, until i just read you talking about that, i had forgotten about it... and for those of you that know what im talking about......




YOU JUST LOST!

 

hey ryan... i was just taking the time, and going through the other 10 pages of this thread... and all that i can remember are the good times that were had when i was there to have good times.... my brain hurts now....lol... in reference to your cow joke... i had just remembered that last night... well, tuesday night... i was privelaged with the honor <---- (correct spelling) of helping to deliver a new born calf... it was TRES cool... and slimy... not the job you want to do if you are on your way to eat... lol, it was intersting, sickening, and COOL all in one

 

oh i see... you want me to type a story, and dont respond... lol

 

but... ya know that i am just the craaaazy spanky... lol... i know that ppl are busy.... i think... oh well, im just retardedly awaiting

 

wow, that last post was faster than a minute... and i dsidnt get oppm-ed

 

LOL...I think Spanky is out to take Adam's spam title away!!

 

*thinks to herself* crap... how did they ever find out about me spiking the drinks.. I didn't think that the grape juice tasted any different.... oh wait.. it was sposed to taste likre sweet tea.. crap crap crap..

*hurredly packs bags and flees to the other side of the country*

 

I love these stories!!!
They always brighten my day along with chocolate of course!!! mmmm...chocolate!

 

lol, and im sure that ryan has forgotten about this thread

 

Travis too,I think! Oh well

 

well, i talked to travis online the other dfay... and he said that he doesnt have the time for it... so he hasnt forgotten... he is just sticking us up

 

Hey I'll tell stories later I just wanted Izird to know I signed up Jobi-wan ring a bell. later

 

Ah. Aha, so you're one of them, are you?


"[IZird's clique] we don't need their kind of scum." ~ Vader, TESB

J/k.

 

no I don't think he is!!!

 

LOL...I know who he is! And no, he's not one of the Bethany student's "clique", Adam.

Welcome, oh person who I won't name but do know that probably doesn't remember me.

 

Hey I've got a funny storie I came in 1966th place in a lotr contest and i still won.

 

huh????

 

uh... okay then.

 

LOL...

Oh, and Adam...love the sig! That's funny...

 

Thanks!

 

LOL @ Spanky's spam! Sorry, I wasn't online to respond.

//trying to think of new stories

//grumbling about Travis ditching us

 

we cant let this thread die... then all of fantasia will be destroyed, and bastian will be lost forever (never ending story). well, atleast we wont have any wacky stories to read

 

well.. there always was the time that Tammy got high off of the cough medicine.. lol..

It was prolly late February last year, maybe early march, Tammy caught herself a real doozy of a cold. She was SICK!!! WE were all videoing life at the apartment for one of friends who lives in St-John, and Tammy was sitting on the floor, high on cough medicine, and coughing her 15th hundred set of lungs out. She gave one huge cough, and said... when I cough, I feel like my left eye is going to pop out.... then she coughed again.. and all you can hear in the apartment is Spanky saying in a Homer voice... "OOOOOOOOOO your eye didn't pop out"

Then everyone on the apartment burst out laughing.. It was great

 

Why I rarely take cold medicine!