Atlantic Stories from Imperial Center - by Grand Moff LaPaire, and Darth Taitor

you posted the codiene story!! LOL!!

That was awful! And I was serious! The pressure in my sinuses was so great, that every time I coughed, my eye DID feel like it was gonna pop out!!!! It was terrible! And they all laughed!!





Of course, they were laughing with me...lol...

 

OOOOOH BROTHER WAS THAT EVER A GOOD LAUGH I JUST HAD!... lol, i completely forgot about that night... and even moreso... I CAN SOOOO SE MYSELF SAYING THAT ... in my exelently reproduced homer simpson voice... that place was dying laughing.... and i was sooo looking for that eye to come popping right out.

 

Speaking of colds and getting sick..
I love NB nd all, by why is it SSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOO flippin cold!!!!//shivers under several layers of clothing
brrrrr.

 

I have no clue, but I wish it would get over it!! It's too friggin cold for the polar bears!

*watches as yet another group of polar bears walks down the hill and head south on highway 1)*

 

//shiver
BRRR...

 

heh heh heh.. welcome to story time with Spanky's Girl.. straight from the "Bomb"... lol.. come gather round the fire and toast some marshmallows and listen to the story....

"a Friends" bathroom surprise....

We were all sitting around the apartment... Teri and Tammy's place.. which we affectionately called "the Bomb ~ TNT".. I know I know.. corny.. but anyways... we were all getting ready to watch a movie.. and we were having one last potty break before we got into the second movie...well one of our "friends" who will remain nameless to save on embarrassement was in the bathroom... We were all kind of hyper.. prolly had something to do with the chocolate and the pop... we kept flicking the bathroom light on and off on the poor soul in the bathroom... but Tammy suggested.. hey wouldn't it be funny if someone opened the door on him? no expecting anyone to really do it... but someone tried, and it was locked... so good old Spanky turned around and broke into the bathroom opening the door on our "friend" who was in the middle of a potty time.. So our "friend" screamed and Spanky was all like... "I'm sorry I didn't mean to..." he was all embarrassed and shut the door rather quickly...after fully embarrassing the potty sitter... and the apartment burst out laughing...


** just a note.. no one actually saw the person sitting on the toilet.. but the idea was enough to keep us laughing for a year **

 

No one is EVER to know who that person was!

 

hence the "friend" RYAN lol.... was trying to save embarrassment for that "friend" of ours... lol...

 

Well, that's ok!


No one ever needs to know who that "friend" is.

 

*raises hand*

I KNOW WHO THE FRIEND WAS!!

And for $10 american, you can know, too.

 

how about just $50 Canadian. thats like, what, one fourth of that, right?

 

hey, you guys tried pulling that on me when I was there in December....

and on a side note, I realized last week just how much I miss the good times at the College

 

well just to confirm some of ryan's stories of nudity in ingerhole :

i was in my room on this comp doing work and all these ppl came into my room and asked me to play music so i put on my favorit band - dream theater - well one of the ppl pulled of there shorts and was wearing a green thong (that is all i saw that it was a thong and that some of it was green) - i looked away as fast as poss. cause i am not gay - so anyway i keep my door shut now - and make ppl knock --

 

LOL! Yep...the stories of Ingerhole live on...

 

ahhhh!!!!
poor "friend!"

as a side note, our pod bathroom door just got the lock fixed on it. it's been broken since October! Open-dorm made that not-so-good.

 

Okay, new story!

WHEN KITCHEN UTENSILS FIGHT BACK

Ok, so I was sick all day yesterday. I walked into the kitchen, and the brownies I had made where sitting on the stove. I thought, well, I've been sick. I deserve a brownie! So I go to get a brownie. And it's stuck to the pan. No problem, just get a knife, right? Well, I grabbed a steak knife, and started jabbin at the bottom of the brownie. Well, I don't know who initiated the alliance, the knife or the brownie. But both decided to gang up on me. So as I'm jabbing under the brownie, the brownie decides to fly up, freeing the knife to sink right into my hand!!

So yeah, it was me vs. the knife and brownie. They won. Now I have a cut on my hand...the knife probably went in about half an inch. But did I go to the hospital? No, of course not. I would rather have a big scar than subject myself to stitches from Sussex Medical Center!!!!

So that's my story and I'm stickin to it!

 

wow tammy ! are you okay when was this ? well no new stories from me - but i am going skiing today ! which rocks !! and kate may come along or she may go home - well i will have fun either way --

 

oh my goodness... stan you truly ARE the man... dream theatRE is one of the best bands that i have ever heard.... six degrees is a truly awesome album... overture of 1928 is i would have to say one of the best songs ever.

 

how's your hand Tammy???

 

cool man - dream theater rocks !! i have all there albums - 1928 is good - off there new album - i love - glass prison -the whole thing is good though - and pull me under rocks ! - home - i like most of there stuff --

 

Still sore...and I can still make it "talk"! Don't know if that's a good thing or not, though

 

well cough medicine will help stop coughing from happening

 

So Your Kitchen utensils attack you thats not good you should get new ones with better personalitys.

 

lol!!! cute JOBI!!!!

 

Meh. You get what you pay for. lol...