Story Time - 4 words a post*

man eating Compact Discs

 

The Policeman then said

 

"Oops, I left the"

 

"bust of my mum"

 

"inda FFUK headquarters, located"

 

"In a secret base"

 

on the far side

 

of an active volcano

 

"Why's it kept there?!"

 

He exclaimed, clearly confused

 

Because its The last

 

night of the proms

 

He then shot himself.

 

with a water pistol

 

that was loaded with

 

H 2 O. Then

 

fell down the steep

 

well of doooooooom! however,

 

he had a parachute

 

that never opened in-time

 

therefore he died a death.

 

Until a magic pixie

 

Drew out his wand

 

and cast a spell

 

which condemned him to