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Stuff you ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY would not want in Episode III

Discussion in 'Revenge of the Sith (Non-Spoilers)' started by DarthTurd_Ferguson, Apr 8, 2002.

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  1. DarthTurd_Ferguson

    DarthTurd_Ferguson Jedi Youngling star 1

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    As God is my witness, if any of the following happen in Episode II or III, I will take off my pants, defecate on the floor, and begin throwing it at the screen.

    1) We find out that Palpatine is Anakin's father

    2) Obi-Wan turns out to be a clone (Obi-1)

    3) A cameo by Baby Han Solo

    4) A time-travel journey by Luke and company to see Mom and Dad

    Feel free to add to this list, my friends.



    Tweaked the title to make it an Ep. III exclusive....
     
  2. AnakenX

    AnakenX Jedi Youngling star 1

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    1) that palpi is ani's dad .. just like u ...

    2) that we never get to see darth vader again ...

    hmmm , i dunno , there are much things that i wouldnt like if i see , but things that i dont like to see , hmm , it's not that i know all the possibilities ... ;)
     
  3. Ewan

    Ewan Jedi Master star 3

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    Han Solo wouldn't be a baby in Episode II or III, he would be around Anakin's age in TPM.
     
  4. DarthTurd_Ferguson

    DarthTurd_Ferguson Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I don't care if he's 9, 18, or 2. We don't need to see Han Solo, regardless of what age he is during Episode II/III.
     
  5. Grey1

    Grey1 Host: 181st Imperial Discussion Group star 4 VIP

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    1) an explanation why there are only four lightsaber colours

    2) Mace Windu crossing to the dark side, which would positively suck

    3) N*SYNC

    4) and Britney Spears, while we're at it

    5) Palpatine's superweapon in ep3 being a desease that transforms Naboo, kills all Naboo on the planet and transforms Gungans into Ewoks - you get the idea.

    6) Darth Maul - either half

    Oh man, there's so much things that could go wrong... can't we concentrate on the good things...?

    oh yeah, 7) Anakin being a clone

    and 8) Palpatine/Sidious not being the same person (but one of them a clone)
     
  6. slavegirl

    slavegirl Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The Jedi-disappearing-when-they-die thing explained scientifically.
     
  7. rayrayjay

    rayrayjay Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 7, 2002
    Jake Lloyd!
    Bad acting!
    Boring charecters!
    Gungans!!!
    The good news is, from the trailors, I haven't seen much of any of these!!!
    YES!
     
  8. AdamBertocci

    AdamBertocci Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aside from stuff that doesn't belong in ANY movie (bad actors, etc.):

    ? Anyone being anyone else's father.
    ? Any of our beloved characters actually being a clone (except maybe Palpy).
    ? A major deviation from an SW tradition (e.g. nobody says "bad feeling", or no opening crawl or something)
    ? Rehash of old SW dialogue without a good reason.
     
  9. Darth23

    Darth23 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Whiney Fans.

    Oh well there's always hoping.

     
  10. AdamBertocci

    AdamBertocci Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I actually sorta wanna see DarthTurd_Ferguson make good on his promise. [face_laugh]
     
  11. thenink

    thenink Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Mar 19, 2002
    No references to OT characters (Han, Lando, etc.) And as much as I love Chewie, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE HIM IN THE PT!!! He stays in the OT, where he belongs! :D
     
  12. rodan70

    rodan70 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    1. Qui-Gon, a bad guy?
    2. Darth Maul, clone?
    3. Palptine Anakin's father
    4. Gungans
    5. Nsync
     
  13. DarthLefty

    DarthLefty Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I'd hate to see any to Hutt porn or anything related to Hutt porn.

    I'd hate to see no of Jedi drinking games (as in i WANT to see Jedi drinking games).

    Obi Wan and Owen actually being brothers.

    Paplatine as a Sidious clone (or visa versa). They better d@mn well end up the same person... or else.

    And everything Turd already said.

     
  14. Darth-Mouth

    Darth-Mouth Jedi Padawan star 4

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    1. Finding out that ANYONE other than the Force is Anakin's father.

    2. Lots of cameos from the OT. Tie-ins are cheesy.

    Other than that I'm pretty open to ideas. :)
     
  15. CowMoo

    CowMoo Jedi Master star 3

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    I'm not sure about seeing cows in the PT.

    Anything else can be included, including chickens, hens and roosters. But cows, I am not sure about.
     
  16. pigskanfly

    pigskanfly Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 15, 2002
    Jar Jar speaking. The next two are too serious for that crap.
     
  17. DarthNeolus

    DarthNeolus Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 1, 2002
    is Nsync in or out?
     
  18. Tho-Mi

    Tho-Mi Jedi Youngling

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    4) and Britney Spears, while we're at it

    dude why would you EVER not want to see Britt!!
     
  19. ST-TPM-ASF-TNE

    ST-TPM-ASF-TNE Moderator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    There shall be a third skywalker twin. And his name shall be Han ;)





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  20. becky_fett

    becky_fett Jedi Youngling

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    aren't owen lars and obi wan kenobi related in the expanded universe? i thought i read that somewhere.
     
  21. DarthJerm

    DarthJerm Jedi Youngling star 1

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    aren't owen lars and obi wan kenobi related in the expanded universe? i thought i read that somewhere. According to the ROTJ novelization, yes. Will GL follow that? I doubt it.
     
  22. NiktosRule

    NiktosRule Jedi Padawan star 4

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    1. I don't want Palpatine to be related to anybody.

    2. None of the main characters should be clones.

    3. No OT character or ship cameos i.e. Millenium Falcon.

     
  23. Ree Yees

    Ree Yees Jedi Youngling star 5

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    I really can't tell you this, because this is a spoiler-free board ;) :(
     
  24. Corpsey_The_Ewok

    Corpsey_The_Ewok Jedi Youngling star 1

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    - Any more "scientific" force-related explanations (eg: midichlorians)
    - Embarrassing racial stereotypes
    - Over-reliance on physical comedy for humour
    - "Yippee!"-style dialogue from Boba
    - Stupid OT character cameos (eg: the Greedo cutscene in TPM)
    - Major comedy characters other than R2/3PO
    - Insufficient Mace Windu action (don't let him be the Boba Fett of the PT please)
    - Naboo = Dagobah

    Bear in mind I actually enjoyed TPM, it's just i don't wan't to see it's flaws repeated in AOTC.
     
  25. Ree Yees

    Ree Yees Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Are there racial stereotypes in Star Wars?
     
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