Stuff you ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY would not want in Episode III

Discussion in 'Revenge of the Sith (Non-Spoilers)' started by DarthTurd_Ferguson, Apr 8, 2002.

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  1. DarthTurd_Ferguson Jedi Youngling

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    As God is my witness, if any of the following happen in Episode II or III, I will take off my pants, defecate on the floor, and begin throwing it at the screen.

    1) We find out that Palpatine is Anakin's father

    2) Obi-Wan turns out to be a clone (Obi-1)

    3) A cameo by Baby Han Solo

    4) A time-travel journey by Luke and company to see Mom and Dad

    Feel free to add to this list, my friends.



    Tweaked the title to make it an Ep. III exclusive....
  2. AnakenX Jedi Knight

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    1) that palpi is ani's dad .. just like u ...

    2) that we never get to see darth vader again ...

    hmmm , i dunno , there are much things that i wouldnt like if i see , but things that i dont like to see , hmm , it's not that i know all the possibilities ... ;)
  3. Ewan Force Ghost

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    Han Solo wouldn't be a baby in Episode II or III, he would be around Anakin's age in TPM.
  4. DarthTurd_Ferguson Jedi Youngling

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    I don't care if he's 9, 18, or 2. We don't need to see Han Solo, regardless of what age he is during Episode II/III.
  5. Grey1 Host: 181st Imperial Discussion Group

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    1) an explanation why there are only four lightsaber colours

    2) Mace Windu crossing to the dark side, which would positively suck

    3) N*SYNC

    4) and Britney Spears, while we're at it

    5) Palpatine's superweapon in ep3 being a desease that transforms Naboo, kills all Naboo on the planet and transforms Gungans into Ewoks - you get the idea.

    6) Darth Maul - either half

    Oh man, there's so much things that could go wrong... can't we concentrate on the good things...?

    oh yeah, 7) Anakin being a clone

    and 8) Palpatine/Sidious not being the same person (but one of them a clone)
  6. slavegirl Jedi Master

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    The Jedi-disappearing-when-they-die thing explained scientifically.
  7. rayrayjay Jedi Youngling

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    Jake Lloyd!
    Bad acting!
    Boring charecters!
    Gungans!!!
    The good news is, from the trailors, I haven't seen much of any of these!!!
    YES!
  8. AdamBertocci Manager

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    Aside from stuff that doesn't belong in ANY movie (bad actors, etc.):

    ? Anyone being anyone else's father.
    ? Any of our beloved characters actually being a clone (except maybe Palpy).
    ? A major deviation from an SW tradition (e.g. nobody says "bad feeling", or no opening crawl or something)
    ? Rehash of old SW dialogue without a good reason.
  9. Darth23 Jedi Master

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    Whiney Fans.

    Oh well there's always hoping.

  10. AdamBertocci Manager

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    I actually sorta wanna see DarthTurd_Ferguson make good on his promise. [face_laugh]
  11. thenink Jedi Knight

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    No references to OT characters (Han, Lando, etc.) And as much as I love Chewie, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE HIM IN THE PT!!! He stays in the OT, where he belongs! :D
  12. rodan70 FanForce Chapter Rep

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    1. Qui-Gon, a bad guy?
    2. Darth Maul, clone?
    3. Palptine Anakin's father
    4. Gungans
    5. Nsync
  13. DarthLefty Jedi Master

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    I'd hate to see any to Hutt porn or anything related to Hutt porn.

    I'd hate to see no of Jedi drinking games (as in i WANT to see Jedi drinking games).

    Obi Wan and Owen actually being brothers.

    Paplatine as a Sidious clone (or visa versa). They better d@mn well end up the same person... or else.

    And everything Turd already said.

  14. Darth-Mouth Jedi Master

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    1. Finding out that ANYONE other than the Force is Anakin's father.

    2. Lots of cameos from the OT. Tie-ins are cheesy.

    Other than that I'm pretty open to ideas. :)
  15. Mist1024 Jedi Knight

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    I'm not sure about seeing cows in the PT.

    Anything else can be included, including chickens, hens and roosters. But cows, I am not sure about.
  16. pigskanfly Jedi Knight

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    Jar Jar speaking. The next two are too serious for that crap.
  17. DarthNeolus Jedi Youngling

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  18. Tho-Mi Jedi Padawan

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    4) and Britney Spears, while we're at it

    dude why would you EVER not want to see Britt!!
  19. ST-TPM-ASF-TNE Moderator Emeritus

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    There shall be a third skywalker twin. And his name shall be Han ;)





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  20. becky_fett Jedi Padawan

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    aren't owen lars and obi wan kenobi related in the expanded universe? i thought i read that somewhere.
  21. DarthJerm Jedi Master

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    aren't owen lars and obi wan kenobi related in the expanded universe? i thought i read that somewhere. According to the ROTJ novelization, yes. Will GL follow that? I doubt it.
  22. NiktosRule Jedi Master

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    1. I don't want Palpatine to be related to anybody.

    2. None of the main characters should be clones.

    3. No OT character or ship cameos i.e. Millenium Falcon.

  23. Ree Yees Jedi Youngling

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    I really can't tell you this, because this is a spoiler-free board ;) :(
  24. Corpsey_The_Ewok Jedi Knight

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    - Any more "scientific" force-related explanations (eg: midichlorians)
    - Embarrassing racial stereotypes
    - Over-reliance on physical comedy for humour
    - "Yippee!"-style dialogue from Boba
    - Stupid OT character cameos (eg: the Greedo cutscene in TPM)
    - Major comedy characters other than R2/3PO
    - Insufficient Mace Windu action (don't let him be the Boba Fett of the PT please)
    - Naboo = Dagobah

    Bear in mind I actually enjoyed TPM, it's just i don't wan't to see it's flaws repeated in AOTC.
  25. Ree Yees Jedi Youngling

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    Are there racial stereotypes in Star Wars?
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