Stuff you ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY would not want in Episode III

As God is my witness, if any of the following happen in Episode II or III, I will take off my pants, defecate on the floor, and begin throwing it at the screen.

1) We find out that Palpatine is Anakin's father

2) Obi-Wan turns out to be a clone (Obi-1)

3) A cameo by Baby Han Solo

4) A time-travel journey by Luke and company to see Mom and Dad

Feel free to add to this list, my friends.



Tweaked the title to make it an Ep. III exclusive....

 

1) that palpi is ani's dad .. just like u ...

2) that we never get to see darth vader again ...

hmmm , i dunno , there are much things that i wouldnt like if i see , but things that i dont like to see , hmm , it's not that i know all the possibilities ...

 

Han Solo wouldn't be a baby in Episode II or III, he would be around Anakin's age in TPM.

 

I don't care if he's 9, 18, or 2. We don't need to see Han Solo, regardless of what age he is during Episode II/III.

 

1) an explanation why there are only four lightsaber colours

2) Mace Windu crossing to the dark side, which would positively suck

3) N*SYNC

4) and Britney Spears, while we're at it

5) Palpatine's superweapon in ep3 being a desease that transforms Naboo, kills all Naboo on the planet and transforms Gungans into Ewoks - you get the idea.

6) Darth Maul - either half

Oh man, there's so much things that could go wrong... can't we concentrate on the good things...?

oh yeah, 7) Anakin being a clone

and 8) Palpatine/Sidious not being the same person (but one of them a clone)

 

The Jedi-disappearing-when-they-die thing explained scientifically.

 

Jake Lloyd!
Bad acting!
Boring charecters!
Gungans!!!
The good news is, from the trailors, I haven't seen much of any of these!!!
YES!

 

Aside from stuff that doesn't belong in ANY movie (bad actors, etc.):

? Anyone being anyone else's father.
? Any of our beloved characters actually being a clone (except maybe Palpy).
? A major deviation from an SW tradition (e.g. nobody says "bad feeling", or no opening crawl or something)
? Rehash of old SW dialogue without a good reason.

 

Whiney Fans.

Oh well there's always hoping.

 

I actually sorta wanna see DarthTurd_Ferguson make good on his promise.

 

No references to OT characters (Han, Lando, etc.) And as much as I love Chewie, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE HIM IN THE PT!!! He stays in the OT, where he belongs!

 

1. Qui-Gon, a bad guy?
2. Darth Maul, clone?
3. Palptine Anakin's father
4. Gungans
5. Nsync

 

I'd hate to see any to Hutt porn or anything related to Hutt porn.

I'd hate to see no of Jedi drinking games (as in i WANT to see Jedi drinking games).

Obi Wan and Owen actually being brothers.

Paplatine as a Sidious clone (or visa versa). They better d@mn well end up the same person... or else.

And everything Turd already said.

 

1. Finding out that ANYONE other than the Force is Anakin's father.

2. Lots of cameos from the OT. Tie-ins are cheesy.

Other than that I'm pretty open to ideas.

 

I'm not sure about seeing cows in the PT.

Anything else can be included, including chickens, hens and roosters. But cows, I am not sure about.

 

Jar Jar speaking. The next two are too serious for that crap.

 

is Nsync in or out?

 

4) and Britney Spears, while we're at it

dude why would you EVER not want to see Britt!!

 

There shall be a third skywalker twin. And his name shall be Han





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aren't owen lars and obi wan kenobi related in the expanded universe? i thought i read that somewhere.

 

aren't owen lars and obi wan kenobi related in the expanded universe? i thought i read that somewhere. According to the ROTJ novelization, yes. Will GL follow that? I doubt it.

 

1. I don't want Palpatine to be related to anybody.

2. None of the main characters should be clones.

3. No OT character or ship cameos i.e. Millenium Falcon.

 

I really can't tell you this, because this is a spoiler-free board

 

- Any more "scientific" force-related explanations (eg: midichlorians)
- Embarrassing racial stereotypes
- Over-reliance on physical comedy for humour
- "Yippee!"-style dialogue from Boba
- Stupid OT character cameos (eg: the Greedo cutscene in TPM)
- Major comedy characters other than R2/3PO
- Insufficient Mace Windu action (don't let him be the Boba Fett of the PT please)
- Naboo = Dagobah

Bear in mind I actually enjoyed TPM, it's just i don't wan't to see it's flaws repeated in AOTC.

 

Are there racial stereotypes in Star Wars?