Stupid Applesauce Question...

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  1. Master--Kenobi Jedi Master

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    Ok..stupid question of the morning. Just now finishing up with break and ate one of those Mott's Granny Smith 100% Organic Applesauce Individual Serving thingies...

    Really sour, Really Bad..Really...sorta ...um..

    Ok, they aren't supposed to be sorta really weird tasting, and sorta "slick/slimy" are they? And taste "off" are they? and I probably really shouldn't have eaten the whole thing then, huh?

    *I have a bad feeling about this* [face_sick]
  2. TionneHawk Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 28, 2002
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    Eeeeeeww. No, I do not think they should be sour and slimy. I think someone slipped some bantha poodoo into your applesauce. [face_sick]
  3. Kai_Vandekar Jedi Master

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    "Way to go, Kenobi."

    Urk. I hope you don't get sick. No, they should not taste really sour and be slimy. No. Just...no.
  4. DarkLordSid Jedi Master

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    Aug 3, 2004
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    You'll let us know if you survive your brush with witlessness, won't you?

    *grins and rolls eyes*

    "Ewww this is awful!" *offers Master K a taste*

  5. Master--Kenobi Jedi Master

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    Yes, did survive. Was queesy and urpy all day, but survived the "Order 66" applesauce.

    AND...Siri found another container of the same stuff and tryed to get me to take it for lunch today..."Well, you did eat the other one."

    At least I had the sense not to try it again...well..at least sniffed it first...THEN decided not to eat it!

    [Now I know what really killed the Jedi, bad applesauce!]
  6. TionneHawk Jedi Grand Master

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  7. DarkLordSid Jedi Master

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    ROFL!!!!!

    I think we have a new product line to pick up.

    Sid's Used Speeders, Appliances and Slightly Distressed Applesauce

    "It's almost edible!"

    *spins in big black chair*

    YIPPEEEE!* Ahem, I mean, Excellent!

    *It's a Dark Side thing, Anakin shouts it in EPI. Wonder if he does later...

  8. TionneHawk Jedi Grand Master

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    I think we have a new catch phrase for the Sith
    "YIPPEEE! It's a Dark side thing"
    ROFL
  9. Master--Kenobi Jedi Master

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    ROFLMJAO!!!!

    Oh Gods...I suddenly have this pic in my mind of Darth flying his TIE and yelling "YIPPEEEE!"[face_laugh]

    (ya know we could do a whole cartoon series of this...Sid, Dooku, Darth, Grievious, etc.)
  10. Jedi-Loreen Jedi Master

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    Dec 2, 2002
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    Moral of the story, Kim--Unless you know you've just bought it and checked the date on it--
    DON'T EAT THE APPLESAUCE!! [face_sick]
  11. DarkLordSid Jedi Master

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    Selma: "Drink the water Lisa"

    Lisa: "But I don't..."

    Thelma: "DRINK IT!"

    later...

    Lisa: "I am the Lizard Queen!"

    The Simpsons, I don't remember which episode, but I think whatever water she drank was used in the applesauce...
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