MidWest Stupid Subject

everyday people die. some of them die of natural
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> because of guns. some of them die because they
> didn't look both ways. and
> some of them die...because they recieved a fwd in
> their e-mail box and did
> not follow its instructions. it's true...just read
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> "hi, i'm jerry (last name withheld for safety and
> security). two months ago
> i received this very e-mail. i read it and
> disregarded it as another lame
> fwd. two days later...i died in a gruesome
> accident. i tripped and fell
> headfirst into a blender that was plugged in on the
> ground. this is the real
> deal...do as it says!"
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> "hello, i'm timothy. i got this e-mail one day and
> only sent it to 600
> people...the next day, i fell into a pit of lava."
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> "sup? my name is herbert. one day i checked my
> e-mail and i saw this
> letter...i deleted it and ate lunch. doesn't sound
> too bad does it? well
> maybe you should know that my tuna sandwhich wasn't
> a sandwhich at all...it
> was my mother. and to think....it all could have
> been avoided, had i just
> sent the fwd out to a few friends..."
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> there you have it folks...this forward is the most
> real forward you will ever
> receive in your life. so pick a number between
> 798 and 800...then scroll
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> alright. now, whatever number you picked, is the
> number of people you have
> to send this to. unless of course you'd like to
> die...or eat your mother.

spammy, spam, spam