Sturm's Outlander Club version 4.0 ( Closed for business until 2005 - Goodbye messages updated 1/2 )

100???

Axl.

 

I suppose so.

 

Hi peeps.

 

::touches suit::

Ahhh...smooth...

Hey Sturm...I mean...I'll eat your face mortal!

 

*purrs* While you're here, mind scratching my back a bit, C3?




Oh, hiya Sturm! Nice thread... all clean and tidy and tiny. Won't stay that way for long, I bet.

 

Darth C-3PX is really starting to get on my nerves!

 

Mortal? Mortal?

I am a moderator...Your god!

:: Proceeds to ban 1,000 random users ::

 

::srcratches TG's back::

Ahhh Fire...my bumbling foe...

Of course sir...::bows::

I'll eat Fire's face as a sign of worship...

 

3px hreatened to eat my face too!

 

*purrrrrrrrrrrrr*


Thanks.

 

*louder* HEY, IS THERE A BARTENDER IN THE HOUSE?

 

For some reason I feel like making fun of moorpark lately!!!
Ever since they beat TO in football

Axl.

 

NO!

 

Glad that I could help...

Sorry about the whole eat your face thing...

 

The Simpsons Halloween special is on right now...Not sure which number, but it's the one where Flanders is killed by Homer when he hits him with a car.

 

you apologizing to me? *raises eyebrow*

if you want to earn my forgiveness, kill oppm.

 

I already ate his face...

Well I g2g

::strokes TG before leaving::

 

*puuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr*

See ya later, C3. Take care.

 

Wow... C3 leaves, and the place dies.


*yawn* Well, I feel about dead, so buh-bye, ya'll!

 

:: organizes the drinks behind the bar ::

 

*walks in and stops short seeing Sturm. She stares a moment and then proceeds to walk up to him and poke him in the shoulder. Blinking a few more times she repeats this process until fully satisfied that he is indeed real.*

 

Somewhat...

:: a spider crawls from his shoulder to her hand. ::

 

Wow, I never knew I was so important...

 

Nice to know

*she takes the spider (now on her hand) and frees it in the general direction of the ceiling.*

 

::eats spider::

Tastes like Valyn...