Sturm's Outlander Club version 4.0 ( Closed for business until 2005 - Goodbye messages updated 1/2 )

You guys wanna meet my girlfriend?

Yes, I have one.

I do, really!

 

There is only one JC Spider-Man, Sturm!

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Ok Sturm, if you really want her to meet me...

::bites Valyn::

He really does taste like a spider...

 

Valyn - I'm just a nerdy Peter Parker. No need to fear me.

C-3PX - You're like Pinnochio. Become a real boy, and not a droid, and you may have a chance.

 

*shoots my Spidey goo over 3PX's mouth to keep him from biting anyone else*

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Alrighty, mesa here Sturmmy Pour me a drink..

And make me a cake, with whipcream on top so we can smear it all over! LoL

 

Why? Is my nose growing?

Can I be a real boy?

She not one of your sock is she Sturm?

 

Yes ma'am!

Mmm, cream.
No she's not my sock!

Go ahead...touch her. She's real...

 

Uh, what's this about smearing "whipcream" all over?

*eyes everyone*
Are you guys setting me up to be banned again?

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Spider-sense tingling...

 

Ok, if you want me to Sturm...

 

LOL!

Wait, wait a minute..touch me? I may be real, but I don't let just anyone touch me..

 

This birthday cake idea was hers, not mine! What can I say...we both have dirty minds.

:: pours Hethyr her drink ::

 

I'm not just anyone!?!

I'm the most famous poster around these parts...

 

There's too much stuff in here tempting me to provide a Valyn-like comment. I'm getting the heck out before an orgy ensues. Knowing my luck with DA, he'll accuse me of starting the whole thing and I'll be banned again for someone else's initiative.

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*runs out*

 

You know, it's not a bad idea, Valyn. With great power comes great responsibility.

Where's FoS?

 

What in the..

Wha did you put in my drink Sturm?! I'm having these strange reactions to everything..

LOL Look at! Oh my..

 

Funny how Valyn-like comment is such a widly used term...

What's that Sturm, you're going to give me Mod powers and a spiffy title?

 

Does it make you want to...dance?

 

So Sturmmm ::burps:: Ooh, excuse me! LoL Tha whas one mighty fineeeeeeeee drink ya made mee..wooo..uh huh

These visions..can I touch them?!
I feel like singin'..

::snuggles up to Sturm::

 

That reminds me..

Can I touch your "vision" hun? Muhahaha..

:urrs into Sturms ear::

 

"I never thought this would ever happen to me..."

Hmm, getting a little cozy, Hethyr...

:: pushes 'play' on his sound system, which blasts with some Jawa folk music ::

No, that's not it...

:: hits another button. The latest Coruscant electro music pumps from the speakers ::

 

So can Mods be banned for flirting?

hahahahaha...I feel like a thrid wheel....

 

Ooooooh! Shake your groove thang, shake your groove thang yeah yeah!

::starts shakin' what her momma gave her::

 

Woohoo!

:: clears off the top of the bar and throws some credit coins towards Hethyr's feet ::

Guys...remember how we always wanted one of the girls to dance for us? You see what mod intervention can do?

 

Wow! You should do that more often Sturm.....