Submarine Zombie Adventure! Starring the BB Housemates [Illustrated]

Below, we begin our adventure. You, my fellow housemates, will control the adventure after this initial post. I'll join in to keep things going. You can post as much or as little as you like. The only requirement is that there be zombies and that we get to shoot them.

Let the fun begin!

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All is quiet as we traverse the ocean. My CO and I are on the bridge as the fresh, salty breeze from the ocean spray stings our faces and we relish the simple pleasure of man, machine, and the ocean enveloped in the oldest of bonds.

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After clearing the bridge, I?m the last man down, my CO heading below to ensure that everything is safe. Confident in the HY80 steel?s ability to protect us, I go below and we begin the dangerous, but routine process of submerging the ship.

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The crew performs flawlessly, and before long, we are safely underway, silent and deadly.

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Immediately, the bad news is reported to me, and I?m not happy.

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One of the crew is missing. No one knows where he is. We know he got underway with us after a night of rabblerousing. He was late, but he had been with us after getting underway. There was no way he could have fallen overboard. One minute he was in his rack, the next, he?s gone.

Tensions are high. The COB has been searching for Petty Officer First Class (PO1) Williamson for three hours, with no luck. There are not a lot of places one could hide on a submarine.

I relay the news to the CO.

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He looks as pleased about the situation as I am.

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?Search every square inch of the ship, damnit!? he screams. ?I want Williamson found and I want him found now!!?

We fan out and begin the search. I have no idea what?s in store for us. I only know that I can?t ignore that cold, prickly sensation traveling up my spine and extending out to my fingertips?

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Your turn! :D

 

Ju-Ju Beans: I said, the Kirby Silver Surfer was the only real Silver Surfer. And that the Moebius Silver Surfer was ****. And Bennefield's a big Moebius fan. And it got of hand. I pushed him. He pushed me. I lost my head, Sir. I'm Sorry.

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Brian:You have to set an example even in the face of stupidity. Everybody who reads comic books knows that the Kirby Silver Surfer is the only true Silver Surfer. Now am I right or wrong?

 

Morella: *drunken singing* In the tooooown where I was boooorn....

 

Dave (mumbling): Who cares about Moebius, anyway? He is French.
Brian: Enough geekery! Kitty, you will lead the search party!
Sam: I don't get it?
Brian: That's the spirit, kid!

Our intrepid heroes leave the bridge and start walking towards the Nuclear Thingy room.

Dave: I have a bad feeling about this.
Chris: Me too. I hadn't been this scared since old Jabba-wocky left this world and went to the big submarine in the sky.

And thus the search for Williamson begins.

 

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Jay Jay: Private Jay Jay Nipple-Tickle reporting for duty, Sir! I will search every hole and crack I find, Sir! Yessir! Don't worry, I won't let you or your Willi down, Sir!

Brian: Thank you Nipple-Tickle.

**runs to catch up with Dave and Chris**

Jay Jay: Hang on, guys! Wait for me...!


-JR

 

As the crewmembers pass through the Reactor Compartment Tunnel, Kitty has a bright idea.

Kitty: why dont we all split up? u guys go into that well-lit area over there, and i'll go down to the dark bilgy area. see u guys!

Jay Jay: Sounds like a plan.

Everyone heads off to the well-lit area, but a part of me wonders if this is such a good idea...

 

OOC: I think it is spelled Starring, with two r's. Unless you really mean we're being stared at.

 

OOC: I have no idea what you're talking about...

 

Do I have to follow you around correcting your spelling mistakes?

 

OOC: Listen, woman! Why don't you just get back on the submarine and find the killer zombies, huh?

 

Make me

 

I'm going to post that pic we talked about.

 

Pff, you wouldn't dare post pics of your ass.

 

You never know....

 

I'm waiting...

 

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Pfft, granny pants.

 

Hey, it was the first pic that came up when I google-imaged "Brian's ass".

 

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Much better!

 

And the show degenerates into another BB spam thread.


-JR

 

It's Morella's fault!!

Ok. Back on track. You're up, Jay.

 

Jay Jay watches as Kitty disappears off into the darkness, whistling The Kitty Hat Song!

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Jay Jay: Man, I hate to let such an easy-to-please pussy go like that.

Chris: It's a crime, but I'm sure she'll be fine.

As the guys head off down their corridor, the whistling slowly gets quieter as it gets further away. Until, suddenly they hear a tiny scream and a loud squelching thud.

Dave: What was THAT?!

Jay Jay: **insert random, far too obvious and overused Kitten joke here**

Chris: Come on, we better go find out!

The guys run back to the mouth of the dark corridor that Kitty had headed down....

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-JR

 

Kitten, isn't that a bunt cake, and a pack of Magnums in that torpedo shaft? Why don't you hop in there and check it out?

 

A low, growling noise can be heard coming from the corridor.

Jay: Oh, just what the---?

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Zombie Kristie: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!
Zombie Dani: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!

Dave: Dammit. I knew the Nuclear Thingy wasn't safe.

 

Zombie Dani: IIIII'MMMM HEEERRREE TOOOO EAAAAT YOOOOUUUU!!!

Jay Jay: Aren't you a little short for a zombie...??

Zombie Dani: ARRREENN'TTT YOOOU A LITTTTLLLE SHOOOOORRRT WHHHEEEREEE IIIIITTT CCOOOOOUUNNNNTTTSS???!!!

Jay Jay: Right, lady. You're going down!!!

**pulls out pistol and starts to unload**


-JR