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FF:VIC Super man, Its not Easy

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by DarkJediTJ, Oct 2, 2002.

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  1. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yep! I found out the Following Statment "Superman Its not Easy" to be true!

    I don't see how he can do it! For those of you who know me, Huggard alike, You would know that when I get bored, I tend to do something that Will Shock and Amaze People! E.G. My A speach from a Victorian.

    Just Resently I tried Walking around with My under pants on the outside, As the Statment says, It aint easy.

    Before I even Reached the door I found my self Having to Draw upon Great strength to get through the Living room.

    Ok I never made it past the Living room! It REALLY ISN'T EASY!
     
  2. Jet-Eye

    Jet-Eye Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 10, 2001
    I'm glad you're back! :D
     
  3. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Apr 21, 2002
    An Irishman, Englishman and an American were up the Eiffel Tower.
    The American proclaimed that he could jumo off the tower and jump back on again.
    The other 2 bet that he could not.
    So the American jumped off the tower floated for a second and jumped back onto the deck.
    "I can do that also" said the Irishman
    So he jumped off and fell to his death

    The Englishman looked at the American and said" I wish you would grow up Superman"
     
  4. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    hehe...he...yeah...he...cough...



    looks uneasily around as his pathetic attempt at fake humour is undermined by its utter obviousness.

    "That was real funny Mixo, got any more gems?" :D

    Waits for abuse...
     
  5. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Apr 21, 2002
    Q:What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    A:No idea

    Q:What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
    A:Still no idea
     
  6. Rogue_Product

    Rogue_Product Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 12, 2002
    Does that even warrant a response?

    I guess it does:

    There are two types of people in this world:
    1) Those who finish what they start
     
  7. vader_slayer

    vader_slayer Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 23, 2002
    I never liked Superman but because of Mixo I now hate him.
     
  8. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Apr 21, 2002
    Aah come on I am funny!
    I am this forums version of Jerry Lewis

    I have been keeping it clean also

    Q:What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper?
    A:Rough!
     
  9. vader_slayer

    vader_slayer Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 23, 2002
    <looks about wildly for a suicide booth>
     
  10. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dec 26, 2000
    Sigh, Yet again A fourm turns to Voilence...

    :: Hands Slayer a Gun ::

    Its alot Cleaner if you do it with this!
     
  11. vader_slayer

    vader_slayer Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 23, 2002
    Much appreciated DarkJedi.

    <begins searching for Mixo>
     
  12. Darth_Reign

    Darth_Reign Jedi Master star 4

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    Oct 7, 2001
    Not that damn song again. Now I'll have it in my head for hours.

    Arrrgghh Damn you DJTJ Damn you all to Hell!!!

    <Falls to knees and pounds fist on the ground>
     
  13. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    I like this thread. A joke thread now.

    Q:How do you catch a pair of bras?
    A:In a booby trap
     
  14. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q:Why did the fly fall off the ceiling?

    A:Someone tied a piano to its leg
     
  15. Rogue_Product

    Rogue_Product Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
    A: Cos someone threw a fridge at him

    Q: Why did they throw the fridge at him?
    A: Cos it was broken!

    Now there is some classic comedy for you!
     
  16. vader_slayer

    vader_slayer Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 23, 2002
    <fires of random shots in Mixo's and RP's directions>

    must...not..let..joke...thread..be..created.
     
  17. The-Lute

    The-Lute Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Sep 29, 2002
    Q: Why was the fridge broken?
    A: Because an elephant sat on it!

    Q: Why did the elephant sit on the fridge?
    A: Because he had a hot head, and he speaks out of his arse!
     
  18. The-Lute

    The-Lute Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Sep 29, 2002
    Yes, there are two type of people in th-
     
  19. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 10, 2001
    You want some bad jokes? Try these:

    Q. What is brown and sticky?
    A. A stick

    Q. When is a bus not a bus?
    A. When it turns into a corner.
     
  20. The-Lute

    The-Lute Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Sep 29, 2002
    Well, Have you love for STA (nt) is finally gone.
    It failed to stand the test of time and never shone.

    Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Arnold
    Arnold who?
    Arnold Layne.
     
  21. Rogue_Product

    Rogue_Product Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 12, 2002
    yes, a joke thread.... ok then...

    Q: Why do brides get married in white?
    A: All household appliances come in white
     
  22. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Apr 21, 2002
    Q:If giving birth is a hard job then why doesn't a man do it?

    Q:What is bluetack?
    A:Smurf poo
     
  23. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dec 26, 2000
    lol sorry but this is a Classic!

    Want too hear a Dirty Joke?

    A boy fell in the mud!

    Want too hear a Clean Joke?

    He had a bath with Bubbles

    Want too here a Dirty Joke?

    Bubbles was the girl next door... :p
     
  24. Rogue_Product

    Rogue_Product Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 12, 2002
    Well done TJ, you've successfully posted the worst joke, overtaking my boy on the swing!
     
  25. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Apr 21, 2002
    Q:What did the Vampire sing to his lover?

    A:Fangs for the memories

    Q:What did the skeleton sing?

    A:please give me some body to love
     
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