Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by DarkJediTJ, Oct 2, 2002.
Q: What do you call a dolphin cafeteria?
A: A multi-porpoise room.
Q: Why do elephants never get rich?
A: Because they work for peanuts!
Q: Why did the girl sit on her watch?
A: She wanted to be on time!
A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he sees a Navajo man hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Navajo man climbs in.
During their small talk, the Navajo man glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them.
"If you're wondering what's in the bag," offers the salesman, "it's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."
The Navajo man is silent for awhile, nods several times and says, "Good trade
Q: Where does a judge eat lunch?
A: At the food court!
Q: What is big, gray and wears glass slippers?
Q: Did you hear the one about the spaceship?
A: It was out of this world!
Q: What do you call an anxious dinosaur?
A: A nervous rex!
Q: Where do TVs go on vacation?
A: To remote islands!
Q: What do you call a fairy who never takes a bath?
Q: What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Q: What do you get when you cross T-Rex with a chicken ?
A: A Tyrannosaurus Pecks
Q: How many lemons grow on a lemon tree?
A: All of them!
Q: Why are pirates, pirates?
A: Because they just arrrrgh!!!
Q: What happens when you annoy a clock?
A: It gets ticked off.
Q: Why did the girl go outside with her purse open?
A: To see if there was any change in the weather.
Q: What did the snail say when he rode on the turtle's back?
Q: What is the strongest vegetable in the world?
A: Muscle sprout!
Q: Why is honey so scarce in Boston?
A: Because there is only one B in Boston!
Q: What did the little chicken say to the bully?
A: Peck on someone your own size!
Q: What do you call a green monster with a fountain pen?
A: Ink-credible hulk!
Q: What do you get from old cows?
A: Wrinkle cream!
Q: What did E.T.'s mom say when he got home?
A: Where on earth have you been!
Q: What do you call the king of tissues?
A: The handker-chief!
Q: How did the dinosaurs know we were coming?
A: Because Bronto-saw-us!