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FF:VIC Super man, Its not Easy

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by DarkJediTJ, Oct 2, 2002.

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  1. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: What do you call a dolphin cafeteria?

    A: A multi-porpoise room.
  2. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: Why do elephants never get rich?

    A: Because they work for peanuts!
  3. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: Why did the girl sit on her watch?

    A: She wanted to be on time!
  4. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he sees a Navajo man hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Navajo man climbs in.

    During their small talk, the Navajo man glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them.

    "If you're wondering what's in the bag," offers the salesman, "it's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."

    The Navajo man is silent for awhile, nods several times and says, "Good trade
  5. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: Where does a judge eat lunch?

    A: At the food court!
  6. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: What is big, gray and wears glass slippers?

    A: Cinderelephant!
  7. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: Did you hear the one about the spaceship?

    A: It was out of this world!
  8. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: What do you call an anxious dinosaur?

    A: A nervous rex!
  9. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: Where do TVs go on vacation?

    A: To remote islands!
  10. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: What do you call a fairy who never takes a bath?

    A: Stinkerbell!
  11. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: What kind of shoes do spies wear?

    A: Sneakers!
  12. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: What do you get when you cross T-Rex with a chicken ?

    A: A Tyrannosaurus Pecks
  13. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: How many lemons grow on a lemon tree?

    A: All of them!
  14. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: Why are pirates, pirates?

    A: Because they just arrrrgh!!!
  15. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: What happens when you annoy a clock?

    A: It gets ticked off.
  16. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: Why did the girl go outside with her purse open?

    A: To see if there was any change in the weather.
  17. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: What did the snail say when he rode on the turtle's back?

    A: Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!
  18. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: What is the strongest vegetable in the world?

    A: Muscle sprout!
  19. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: Why is honey so scarce in Boston?

    A: Because there is only one B in Boston!
  20. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: What did the little chicken say to the bully?

    A: Peck on someone your own size!
  21. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: What do you call a green monster with a fountain pen?

    A: Ink-credible hulk!
  22. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: What do you get from old cows?

    A: Wrinkle cream!
  23. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: What did E.T.'s mom say when he got home?

    A: Where on earth have you been!
  24. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: What do you call the king of tissues?

    A: The handker-chief!
  25. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight

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    Q: How did the dinosaurs know we were coming?

    A: Because Bronto-saw-us!
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