FF:VIC Super man, Its not Easy

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by DarkJediTJ, Oct 2, 2002.

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  1. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What kind of Star Wars toy can you ride?

    A: A Toy-Yoda!
  2. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

    A: Humphrey!
  3. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: Where are chicks born?

    A: In Chick-cago
  4. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: How do you make an egg roll?

    A: Push it!
  5. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What is the funniest bike?

    A: A Yamahahahahaha!
  6. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What kind of security systems do fast food places have?

    A: Burger alarms!
  7. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: Where do cucumbers go for a drink?

    A: The salad bar!
  8. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: Do you want to hear a long joke?

    A: Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke!
  9. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: Who is Snow White's brother?

    A: Egg White. Get the yolk?
  10. Jet-Eye Jedi Master

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    ...what is this thread anyway...
  11. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What did the alien say to the book?

    A: Take me to your reader!
  12. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Random SPAM. Nathan, come back from WA and lock this crazy stuff.
  13. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

    A: Odor in the court!
  14. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building?

    A: Because he couldn't fit in the elevator!
  15. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: Why did the ballerina quit?

    A: Because it was tu-tu hard.
  16. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What did one volcano say to the other?

    A: Do you lava me?
  17. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: Why did the apple go out with a fig?

    A: Because it couldn't find a date!
  18. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: How do you stop an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?

    A: Tie a knot in its tail!
  19. Slyuss Jedi Knight

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    oh... my... god
    hahahahaha, those are priceless!
  20. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    i try my best to keep the troops entertained

    Q: What did one girl firefly say to the other?

    A: You glow girl!
  21. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What do babies ride at amusement parks?

    A: Stroller coasters!
  22. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: When is the best time for a dog to come inside?

    A: When the door is open!
  23. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: Why did the lady spray her clock?

    A: Because it had ticks!
  24. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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    Q: When will Mixo stop telling lame jokes?
  25. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

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    A: Never!


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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