FF:VIC Super man, Its not Easy

Q: What kind of Star Wars toy can you ride?

A: A Toy-Yoda!

 

Q: What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

A: Humphrey!

 

Q: Where are chicks born?

A: In Chick-cago

 

Q: How do you make an egg roll?

A: Push it!

 

Q: What is the funniest bike?

A: A Yamahahahahaha!

 

Q: What kind of security systems do fast food places have?

A: Burger alarms!

 

Q: Where do cucumbers go for a drink?

A: The salad bar!

 

Q: Do you want to hear a long joke?

A: Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke!

 

Q: Who is Snow White's brother?

A: Egg White. Get the yolk?

 

...what is this thread anyway...

 

Q: What did the alien say to the book?

A: Take me to your reader!

 

Random SPAM. Nathan, come back from WA and lock this crazy stuff.

 

Q: What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

A: Odor in the court!

 

Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building?

A: Because he couldn't fit in the elevator!

 

Q: Why did the ballerina quit?

A: Because it was tu-tu hard.

 

Q: What did one volcano say to the other?

A: Do you lava me?

 

Q: Why did the apple go out with a fig?

A: Because it couldn't find a date!

 

Q: How do you stop an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?

A: Tie a knot in its tail!

 

oh... my... god
hahahahaha, those are priceless!

 

i try my best to keep the troops entertained

Q: What did one girl firefly say to the other?

A: You glow girl!

 

Q: What do babies ride at amusement parks?

A: Stroller coasters!

 

Q: When is the best time for a dog to come inside?

A: When the door is open!

 

Q: Why did the lady spray her clock?

A: Because it had ticks!

 

Q: When will Mixo stop telling lame jokes?

 

A: Never!


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