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FF:VIC Super man, Its not Easy

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by DarkJediTJ, Oct 2, 2002.

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  1. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: What kind of Star Wars toy can you ride?

    A: A Toy-Yoda!
     
  2. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

    A: Humphrey!
     
  3. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: Where are chicks born?

    A: In Chick-cago
     
  4. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: How do you make an egg roll?

    A: Push it!
     
  5. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: What is the funniest bike?

    A: A Yamahahahahaha!
     
  6. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: What kind of security systems do fast food places have?

    A: Burger alarms!
     
  7. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: Where do cucumbers go for a drink?

    A: The salad bar!
     
  8. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: Do you want to hear a long joke?

    A: Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke!
     
  9. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: Who is Snow White's brother?

    A: Egg White. Get the yolk?
     
  10. Jet-Eye

    Jet-Eye Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 10, 2001
    ...what is this thread anyway...
     
  11. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: What did the alien say to the book?

    A: Take me to your reader!
     
  12. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Random SPAM. Nathan, come back from WA and lock this crazy stuff.
     
  13. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

    A: Odor in the court!
     
  14. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building?

    A: Because he couldn't fit in the elevator!
     
  15. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: Why did the ballerina quit?

    A: Because it was tu-tu hard.
     
  16. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: What did one volcano say to the other?

    A: Do you lava me?
     
  17. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: Why did the apple go out with a fig?

    A: Because it couldn't find a date!
     
  18. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: How do you stop an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?

    A: Tie a knot in its tail!
     
  19. Slyuss

    Slyuss Jedi Youngling star 1

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    oh... my... god
    hahahahaha, those are priceless!
     
  20. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    i try my best to keep the troops entertained

    Q: What did one girl firefly say to the other?

    A: You glow girl!
     
  21. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: What do babies ride at amusement parks?

    A: Stroller coasters!
     
  22. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: When is the best time for a dog to come inside?

    A: When the door is open!
     
  23. SithLord-Mixo

    SithLord-Mixo Jedi Knight star 5

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    Q: Why did the lady spray her clock?

    A: Because it had ticks!
     
  24. Rogue_Product

    Rogue_Product Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jun 12, 2002
    Q: When will Mixo stop telling lame jokes?
     
  25. HawkNC

    HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A: Never!


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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