Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by DarkJediTJ, Oct 2, 2002.
Q: What kind of Star Wars toy can you ride?
A: A Toy-Yoda!
Q: What do you call a camel with 3 humps?
Q: Where are chicks born?
A: In Chick-cago
Q: How do you make an egg roll?
A: Push it!
Q: What is the funniest bike?
A: A Yamahahahahaha!
Q: What kind of security systems do fast food places have?
A: Burger alarms!
Q: Where do cucumbers go for a drink?
A: The salad bar!
Q: Do you want to hear a long joke?
Q: Who is Snow White's brother?
A: Egg White. Get the yolk?
...what is this thread anyway...
Q: What did the alien say to the book?
A: Take me to your reader!
Random SPAM. Nathan, come back from WA and lock this crazy stuff.
Q: What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
A: Odor in the court!
Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building?
A: Because he couldn't fit in the elevator!
Q: Why did the ballerina quit?
A: Because it was tu-tu hard.
Q: What did one volcano say to the other?
A: Do you lava me?
Q: Why did the apple go out with a fig?
A: Because it couldn't find a date!
Q: How do you stop an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
A: Tie a knot in its tail!
oh... my... god
hahahahaha, those are priceless!
i try my best to keep the troops entertained
Q: What did one girl firefly say to the other?
A: You glow girl!
Q: What do babies ride at amusement parks?
A: Stroller coasters!
Q: When is the best time for a dog to come inside?
A: When the door is open!
Q: Why did the lady spray her clock?
A: Because it had ticks!
Q: When will Mixo stop telling lame jokes?