Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by DarkJediTJ, Oct 2, 2002.
Q: Why are movie stars so cool?
A: Because they have many fans!
Q: What happens when you cross a witch and a clown?
A: A brew ha-ha!
Q: What's green, round, and goes camping?
A: A boy sprout!
Q: Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team!
Q: How did the farmer count his cows?
A: With a cowculator!
...you've got to be kidding me...
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a driveway!
Q: Which side of a bird has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!
Q: What's round and mean?
A: A vicious circle.
Q: What songs do planets sing?
Q: How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs?
A: When you step in a poodle!
Q: Which triangles are coldest?
A: ICE-soceles triangles!
Q: What do you call a snowman in January?
A: A puddle!
Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Q: What do pirates do when they hear music?
A: They shake a little booty!
Q: What is a pirate's favorite planet?
Q: What did the bird wear to the beach?
A: A beak-ini!
Q: What says "aaaaaaa"?
A: A sheep with no lips!
Whos there ?
Your Mum now Shut up !
wow a new jokester I love it
What kinda movies do pirates like to see?
Where do pirates go to get drunk?
At the baRRRRRR
How do pirates get around?
In a caRRRRR
No stupid, in a ship. They're pirates.
Q: Why am I laughing?
A: Because I am going to Splendour in the Grass and you're not!
I feel so hollow.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?