FF:VIC Super man, Its not Easy

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  1. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: Why are movie stars so cool?

    A: Because they have many fans!
  2. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What happens when you cross a witch and a clown?

    A: A brew ha-ha!
  3. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What's green, round, and goes camping?

    A: A boy sprout!
  4. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

    A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
  5. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?

    A: A baseball team!
  6. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: How did the farmer count his cows?

    A: With a cowculator!
  7. __angel__ Jedi Knight

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    ...you've got to be kidding me...
  8. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: When is a car not a car?

    A: When it turns into a driveway!
  9. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: Which side of a bird has the most feathers?

    A: The outside!
  10. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: Why do cows wear bells?

    A: Because their horns don't work!
  11. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What's round and mean?

    A: A vicious circle.
  12. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What songs do planets sing?

    A: Nep-tunes!
  13. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs?

    A: When you step in a poodle!
  14. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: Which triangles are coldest?

    A: ICE-soceles triangles!
  15. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What do you call a snowman in January?

    A: A puddle!
  16. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

    A: Frostbite!!!
  17. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What do pirates do when they hear music?

    A: They shake a little booty!
  18. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What is a pirate's favorite planet?

    A: Maarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!
  19. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What did the bird wear to the beach?

    A: A beak-ini!
  20. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What says "aaaaaaa"?

    A: A sheep with no lips!
  21. DarthArsenal6 Force Ghost

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    Knock Knock
    Whos there ?
    Your Mum now Shut up !
  22. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    wow a new jokester :D I love it

    What kinda movies do pirates like to see?

    Rated RRRRRRR


    Where do pirates go to get drunk?

    At the baRRRRRR


    How do pirates get around?

    In a caRRRRR

    No stupid, in a ship. They're pirates.
  23. PulsarSkate Ex-Mod

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    Q: Why am I laughing?

    A: Because I am going to Splendour in the Grass and you're not!


    I feel so hollow. [face_plain]
  24. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
    A: Roberto.
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